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Re: ::pulls out tarot deck::
FET: Success! Beta at 14dp5dt: 2427 TWINS!!
Ooooo
Mmmm... ::scratches chin::
As I suspected! You're going to be the next Octo-Mom!
Sweet!!
Now to find 4 nannies....
FET: Success! Beta at 14dp5dt: 2427 TWINS!!
August 10th.
Okay!
Ah, I see a big decision on your horizon leading to BIG changes.
Also a very handsome and loyal red haired male.
12 hours, but that includes the early stuff. You'll only be pushing for a few minutes.
I totally read that as: Your DH will get into horse porn, there will be blind fencing on the beach, and then the Baby Jesus will come.
I suck at this.
I'm guessing my big change will be a move in 3 weeks (eep!), or I'm hitting menopause.
My handsome and loyal red haired male is Riley, yes?
Having just completed a project (or are about to finish) and you're looking at a new beginning, possibly at work. Also there's a wealthy man in your future.
Unacceptable. I want a 4 hour labor, please and thank you.
Wait, what? Predictions aren't negotiable? Hmp[h.
Me? Pretty Please?
I'm already an emotional and psychological mess.
"I love glitterfarts and pregnant unicorns." ~ Tim'sWifey
"Pregnancy is a beautiful thing, a natural thing, and how dare you degrade it with your yuppie wanna be rapper and his rhymes." ~ Melaneigh
"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards." Benjamin Franklin
Okay! I see some really really good sex in your future, possibly discovering a new kink or new favorite toy.
Got it! You've had some really rough shiit happen to you, but through hard work, which you're doing right now, you're going to be totally awesome.
A woman, possibly older, is imparting "wisdom" to you. But this wisdom isn't really wisdom, it's mostly just obnoxious. The best move is to just ignore her, she won't stop and it's not worth it to fight her.
Thanks Tulip! You're like, totally spot on! I'm going to tell all my friends about you! And since you love PIPs and this relates to my reading...
"I love glitterfarts and pregnant unicorns." ~ Tim'sWifey
"Pregnancy is a beautiful thing, a natural thing, and how dare you degrade it with your yuppie wanna be rapper and his rhymes." ~ Melaneigh
"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards." Benjamin Franklin
I'm extremely satisfied with this reading. You're going to need a crystal ball, lots of fabric on the walls, an exotic accent and a late-night infomercial if you really want your business to boom.
Or just guess correctly on TTGP. That should work too.
Creepy how true this is.
A big mole would work too.
I do have a bunch of cats that can prowl around looking mysterious.
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DO NOT MOCK THE MAGIC!!!!!!!
LMAO.