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You won't believe this...

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A fellow bumpie posted this link on our FB page for us to see....

https://koibirth.blogspot.com/2011/06/frequently-asked-questions.html#comments

CRAZY!!!

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  • ekc29ekc29 member
    I just quick browsed the link, but wait, is she sitting in the water w the koi while she gives birth?!?!  What?!
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  • HeifergalHeifergal
    If I have to choose I would rather be stitched up from an episiotomy, not a rabid koi bite to the junk.
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  • HeifergalHeifergal
    imageekc29:
    I just quick browsed the link, but wait, is she sitting in the water w the koi while she gives birth?!?!  What?!
    Yes, they will guide her through the process and then push the baby up to her when it is delivered. Because they've been trained in human midwifery.
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  • ekc29ekc29 member

    imageHeifergal:
    imageekc29:
    I just quick browsed the link, but wait, is she sitting in the water w the koi while she gives birth?!?!  What?!
    Yes, they will guide her through the process and then push the baby up to her when it is delivered. Because they've been trained in human midwifery.

    LOL!! 

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  • RumbleLinaRumbleLina member

    Let my child be born into a pool of fish with their excrement as well as potassium permanganate and hydrogen peroxide chemicals?

    No thanks.

    I call bullshiit on this though.

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  • mrebeccamrebecca member

    imageHeifergal:
    imageekc29:
    I just quick browsed the link, but wait, is she sitting in the water w the koi while she gives birth?!?!  What?!
    Yes, they will guide her through the process and then push the baby up to her when it is delivered. Because they've been trained in human midwifery.

     

    Fantastic! We had to train our dog too, because we were afraid we might get snowed in. The only part he had trouble with was being patient enough to let DH cut the cord. He was so anxious to just rip the whole thing out. 

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  • Wufroggy79Wufroggy79 member
    Wow, wow, and wow. That's one hell of a birth plan. I'd like to see what she plans to do if she needs an unexpected c-section, like a lot of us here had to have.
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  • HeifergalHeifergal
    imagenbeseau:
    Wow, wow, and wow. That's one hell of a birth plan. I'd like to see what she plans to do if she needs an unexpected c-section, like a lot of us here had to have.
    Eh, have the surgeon throw a koi in there and call it good.
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  • QuintonsMummahQuintonsMummah member
    I am terrified of fish in the water...yikes! Not the way I would like to have a baby
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  • zkatzkat
    This is MUD, pretend - right?!?!  I mean, really, it is soooooo far out there, it has to be MUD.
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  • AggieBeth06AggieBeth06 member
    I'm not sure who is funniest - the koi lady or Willow.


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    PG#2 M/C 3/14 - Surprise BFP 2/13. Beta's doubled every 52 hours from 3w5d-5w5d
    Viable pregnancy scan at 5w5d; 2nd u/s showed 2 days of growth in 7 but a HB of 120
    3rd u/s on 3/10/14 had no HB and baby had only grown 7 days over 14
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  • erin_857erin_857 member
    imageAllysunC:

    Let my child be born into a pool of fish with their excrement as well as potassium permanganate and hydrogen peroxide chemicals?

    No thanks.

    I call bullshiit on this though.

    For sure. No way this is real.

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  • Firedancer1013Firedancer1013
    Omg. Does she know the real estate chick?
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