I ran upstairs to get a soda out of the vending machine just now, and on my way back down the hall, I ran into someone I work with frequently but don't see often.
Picture this: a 6-foot-6 late 40-something beanpole of a man with huge glasses. Your typical nerdy engineer. He's super-duper nice, but as socially awkward as they come...
Him: Hi, Jayellekay, how's it going? Do you have any big plans for the 4th?
Me: No, we're just going to stay around town and watch the fireworks and stuff. What about you?
Him: Well, I will be traveling back home to pay my parents a visit. And I will be having a colonoscopy.
(awkward silence)
Me: Well, that doesn't sound fun at all!
(not sure really what else to say, so I sort of wandered off to the stairwell and escaped back to my office...saying something like "enjoy the holiday" just seemed mean!)
Re: Awkward work conversations...
Baahahahahaha! Holy guacamole. Talk about oversharing!
Can't wait to meet my baby boy!
Nice! One time we got a package in that I wasn't expecting, so standing in the hallway, I ask the owner of the company (older man, like 60s, very uptight) if he had ordered anything. Conversation:
Me-Are you expecting a package?
Boss-No, just go ahead and open, I haven't ordered any sex toys recently.
Me and everyone else with ear shot-