I totally sprayed some poor girl while BF'ing DD on the plane. The sprayee was asleep and DD was nursing. Then she woke up and said, "HI!" to DD, and when DD pulled off to smile the sprayee got a milk bath.
I tried to ignore it and I hope that the girl just thought it was spit from DD. Or something.
Mlf has probably exploded by now from keeping this fact in all day.
Re: Sigh. Omg... I almost forgot...
She kind of wiped her arm and didn't say anything.
The good thing is she didn't vomit. The bad thing is that the plane didn't lose an engine and we didn't go down in a ball of flames, because all I wanted to do was die.
This post is cracking me up. Just think about it, one day that girl will do the same thing to her baby and she'll crack up remembering that time it happened to her on a plane. I'm sorry you were embarrassed, though.
"almost forgot" my ass. You tried and failed- hence your need to share it with us to assuage your guilt. Good luck with that.
Anyways. Hahahahaha. That's awesome. I wonder if she'll tell any of her friends or try to "forget" herself?
Ditto pp's and like I always tell my husband, "So, it's not like they know who you are."
I mean, pretty much. I'm pretty sure DH will never fly with you, that's for sure. He's breastmilkphobic.
(read it. you know you want to.)
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