Sookie, can I forgive you for living in central iowa? i have a feeling that you'd be a blast to go the bar with.
I do not karaoke. I heckle karaoke-ers.
There is this one dude who sings the same Rob Thomas song every Friday I have ever been to this place (it's been a while, dude). He thinks he is a fvcking rock star. He wears cut-off shirts and arm bands. He dances around while he sings. He for realz thinks he is in front of a crowd of like, 20,000 adoring fans.
In reality, there is just me, sitting in the corner, cackling and yelling, "Holy fvck, y'all, is that Rob fvcking Thomas?!"
That's awesome. I'm not all about karaoke. I'm more about sitting in the corner with my whiskey and making fun of people.
I'm a drunk dancer though. But only when I can't remember my name.
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Sookie, can I forgive you for living in central iowa? i have a feeling that you'd be a blast to go the bar with.
I do not karaoke. I heckle karaoke-ers.
There is this one dude who sings the same Rob Thomas song every Friday I have ever been to this place (it's been a while, dude). He thinks he is a fvcking rock star. He wears cut-off shirts and arm bands. He dances around while he sings. He for realz thinks he is in front of a crowd of like, 20,000 adoring fans.
In reality, there is just me, sitting in the corner, cackling and yelling, "Holy fvck, y'all, is that Rob fvcking Thomas?!"
LMAO. This is the funniest shiit I've read all day.
Sookie, can I forgive you for living in central iowa? i have a feeling that you'd be a blast to go the bar with.
I do not karaoke. I heckle karaoke-ers.
There is this one dude who sings the same Rob Thomas song every Friday I have ever been to this place (it's been a while, dude). He thinks he is a fvcking rock star. He wears cut-off shirts and arm bands. He dances around while he sings. He for realz thinks he is in front of a crowd of like, 20,000 adoring fans.
In reality, there is just me, sitting in the corner, cackling and yelling, "Holy fvck, y'all, is that Rob fvcking Thomas?!"
That's awesome. I'm not all about karaoke. I'm more about sitting in the corner with my whiskey and making fun of people.
I'm a drunk dancer though. But only when I can't remember my name.
Maybe you were Carrie Underwoods inspiration for "Last Name" hehe
**~Future Mama to my June "Sprout"~** EDD- 06/13/2017 **Stinkerbelle-8-27-10 * Mr.P's 2nd Mama 7-27-07**
Sookie, can I forgive you for living in central iowa? i have a feeling that you'd be a blast to go the bar with.
I do not karaoke. I heckle karaoke-ers.
There is this one dude who sings the same Rob Thomas song every Friday I have ever been to this place (it's been a while, dude). He thinks he is a fvcking rock star. He wears cut-off shirts and arm bands. He dances around while he sings. He for realz thinks he is in front of a crowd of like, 20,000 adoring fans.
In reality, there is just me, sitting in the corner, cackling and yelling, "Holy fvck, y'all, is that Rob fvcking Thomas?!"
That's awesome. I'm not all about karaoke. I'm more about sitting in the corner with my whiskey and making fun of people.
I'm a drunk dancer though. But only when I can't remember my name.
Maybe you were Carrie Underwoods inspiration for "Last Name" hehe
Did I ever tell you the story of how I met my husband?
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Sookie, can I forgive you for living in central iowa? i have a feeling that you'd be a blast to go the bar with.
I do not karaoke. I heckle karaoke-ers.
There is this one dude who sings the same Rob Thomas song every Friday I have ever been to this place (it's been a while, dude). He thinks he is a fvcking rock star. He wears cut-off shirts and arm bands. He dances around while he sings. He for realz thinks he is in front of a crowd of like, 20,000 adoring fans.
In reality, there is just me, sitting in the corner, cackling and yelling, "Holy fvck, y'all, is that Rob fvcking Thomas?!"
That's awesome. I'm not all about karaoke. I'm more about sitting in the corner with my whiskey and making fun of people.
I'm a drunk dancer though. But only when I can't remember my name.
Maybe you were Carrie Underwoods inspiration for "Last Name" hehe
Did I ever tell you the story of how I met my husband?
LOL I don't think so.
**~Future Mama to my June "Sprout"~** EDD- 06/13/2017 **Stinkerbelle-8-27-10 * Mr.P's 2nd Mama 7-27-07**
Sookie, can I forgive you for living in central iowa? i have a feeling that you'd be a blast to go the bar with.
I do not karaoke. I heckle karaoke-ers.
There is this one dude who sings the same Rob Thomas song every Friday I have ever been to this place (it's been a while, dude). He thinks he is a fvcking rock star. He wears cut-off shirts and arm bands. He dances around while he sings. He for realz thinks he is in front of a crowd of like, 20,000 adoring fans.
In reality, there is just me, sitting in the corner, cackling and yelling, "Holy fvck, y'all, is that Rob fvcking Thomas?!"
You would heckle the shiit out of me. My DH and I are the worst karaokers in the world but have no shame (espesh when drunk). So, we like to try to "bring the house down" with our mad karaoke-ing stylings. That is, when we go out. Which is like, never anymore.
Re: Write down the name of one person you forgive
Married: 5/12/07
DD: 7/28/10
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Sookie, can I forgive you for living in central iowa? i have a feeling that you'd be a blast to go the bar with.
fuckings.
Bar tab = $156,000, Bus to Foxwoods = $0, Puking in the Stanley Cup = Priceless
Daisy forgives whiny.
EDD- 06/13/2017
**Stinkerbelle-8-27-10 * Mr.P's 2nd Mama 7-27-07**
That's awesome. I'm not all about karaoke. I'm more about sitting in the corner with my whiskey and making fun of people.
I'm a drunk dancer though. But only when I can't remember my name.
LMAO. This is the funniest shiit I've read all day.
Maybe you were Carrie Underwoods inspiration for "Last Name" hehe
EDD- 06/13/2017
**Stinkerbelle-8-27-10 * Mr.P's 2nd Mama 7-27-07**
Did I ever tell you the story of how I met my husband?
I'm ashamed to say that I really have no idea what Rob Thomas sings. But, if he answers life questions like that... I'm all about it.
LOL I don't think so.
EDD- 06/13/2017
**Stinkerbelle-8-27-10 * Mr.P's 2nd Mama 7-27-07**
Awesome.
We've been making friendship bracelets and braiding each others hair.
No, it was quite a while ago. He told me he wanted to push me around, and that he will, he will. Other than that though, nice as can be!
It was just that one time... It meant nothing, I swear.
Oh Sookie.
I don't know if I've ever been good enough.
This comes to mind.
Ha ha. Blowhard.
I forgive the AE for making me spend 20 minutes cleaning up it's shiit it spread every where.
Wait, no, I don't. Fcuk you, AEs.
You would heckle the shiit out of me. My DH and I are the worst karaokers in the world but have no shame (espesh when drunk). So, we like to try to "bring the house down" with our mad karaoke-ing stylings. That is, when we go out. Which is like, never anymore.
I forgive several people:
1. Sweetie for having such a hot husband
2. Heather R for being smarter than me.
3. Unpossible for being funnier than me.
4. Robinosky? for looking great after having twins.
5. Sodelish - for being delish.
6. JakeR? for knowing how to create a dancing baby in her siggy
7. Myself for being the lamiest of the lamerson!