Can't make this up.

rara855 · June 2011

My inlaws are ummm, different. We refer to one side as "piss and bitter", it's always half glass empty, end of the world, woh is me. It really drives us nuts. I am not kidding this is verbatim what was written in Jack's 3rd birthday card:

Dear Jackson, this is from your {name withheld} I guess you will never know who I am. I will always love you if I never get to see you again.

Love and prayers, {Name withheld}

What the heck. It's a third birthday card and no one is dying. It doesn't even say Happy Birthday. They are coming down tonight since "we planned Jack's party while they were going on vacation" not the other way around seeing as my child was born June 25th. Gah, people kill me.

I had to deal with crazy craigslist people this am and now this.

slwprincess · June 2011

OMG. Once again, you guys have me praising the Lord for my amazing AMAZING IL's. Seriously. Wow.

myrall · June 2011

Ewww, Ra. That's pretty sucky. I mean, WTH? Emotional terrorism, much?

You should submit it to passiveaggressivenotes.com.

Mrs.Guz · June 2011

Wow.

MrsNaples06 · June 2011

That is plain nuts! If they knew they were coming down tonight then why would they write.. if i never see you again. WEIRDO!

What happened on craigslist? BTW- thanks so much for the train table. Oliver loves it! It's super nice and well made. Please let your little dude know that another little boy is taking good care of it for him.

donna&ed · June 2011

Wow! I don't even know what to say!

MrsKLB · June 2011

All I can say is that your inlaws are pure awesomeness.

rara855 · June 2011

Mrs.Naples06:
That is plain nuts! If they knew they were coming down tonight then why would they write.. if i never see you again. WEIRDO!
What happened on craigslist? BTW- thanks so much for the train table. Oliver loves it! It's super nice and well made. Please let your little dude know that another little boy is taking good care of it for him.

I am so glad he loves it!

yellowtulips80 · June 2011

Maybe the bears at dbryson's IL's will do you a favor and eat your IL's.

j/k.

But really....who writes that to a three year old?

AugustaBride04 · June 2011

wow. just wow. crazy.

lindzed · June 2011

I like how you planned his birthday while they were gone on a trip. That is too funny!!

mingaling2 · June 2011

What. the. .?

kep · June 2011

There's at least one in every family, right? ;o)

decaturbride · June 2011

I think you need to have a party with your in laws bringing the decorations, Michelle's will bring the ant poison to eat, and Danielle's will supply some bears for entertainment.