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laughable seksi time

michaelaskedlaurenmichaelaskedlauren member
in January 2012 Moms

After weeks of feeling too much like poop to even contemplate seksi time, last night I was finally feeling good enough to give it a go.

Ohmygosh, after the first 2 minutes I realized it wasnt the best idea and immediately knew I was going to have to "take one for the team." My DH has some "more to love" around his middle and his tummy pushing against mine was making me nauseous! Not in a ew-you-are-gross kind of way, but in a this-pressure-isnt-good kind of way. Hot, I know. Plus with my sore porn star boobs bouncing all around it was just not awesome at all. I literally had to hold them down because I thought they were going to rip off! Im sure my face was classic. I mean who doesnt want to see their wife with a holding-on-for-dear-life face vs a ooh-thats-nice face?!

Luckily we were able to get 'er (or him I should say) done. We both immediately started laughing afterwards. It felt like I was in a bad romantic comedy! Oy.

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Re: laughable seksi time

  • gemmalouise85gemmalouise85

    This is my first post other than my intro but I had to reply as this made me LOL

    Fi and I had the exact same issue last night - Fi is quite 'cuddly' and it just wasnt working so we got creative and I swivelled round thinking it would give my belly some freedom but boy, my back hurt, my boobs hurt, I was immensley hot and you try supporting your boobs when your trying to stop yourself flopping forward and rolling off the end of the bed - Its hard! Like you, we got him 'done' but after that fiasco, I think Fi will be going solo for a while!

    And to think, we have months more of this to come!

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  • MichelleInNOLAMichelleInNOLA
    This post made me grin.  I definitely feel the same way.  Especially about the boob stuff!  The other night I actually found myself wondering -- and this is during the act, mind you -- about how the heck those porn stars can do it with their big ol' fake boobs flying around.  I mean, THAT HURTS!!  Or at least it hurts me!!  Think my DH would be into me if I decided to wear a sports bra during the act?  Haha!  Wink
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  • TritiumTritium
    This is hilarious.  Thank you.  I needed a laugh today. :)
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  • laurenhallmarklaurenhallmark member
    This whole trying to adjust to having pregnant sex thing is throwing me for a loop too haha. The first time we tried it felt like he was literally stabbing me in the bladder the entire time.. miserable.... the second time we tried it felt like I might poop on him, TMI. lol. It hasnt been a good experience for us yet. Im exciting about trying again now that we're about to hit 2nd tri....hopefully its better. Good luck to us all!
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