Really, Bristol Palin?

RedWingsFan · June 2011

So Bristol Palin's memoir came out this week, and there is an excerpt about how her virginity was "stolen" by her BF:

Bristol starts off her story with the night her virginity was "stolen" by Johnston, saying she had succumbed for the first time in her life to the "woozy charms" of wine coolers while on a camping trip with friends. She woke up the following morning next to Johnston's empty sleeping bag in a tent and found out that the two had slept together?an event, she writes, she couldn't recall.

"I could tell by the evidence in the tent that all of my plans, my promises, and my moral standards had disappeared in one awful night in a series of bad decisions," Bristol writes, concluding that she immediately felt obligated to marry Johnston, a boy she had a crush on since the seventh grade.

Is it just me or is she full of crap? I feel like she was pressured to write it off this way or she is covering up what really happened. I just don't see why she can't own up to choosing to have sex with her boyfriend. Maybe I'm just a beyotch but I find it interesting that this story is just coming out in her memoir - if she was still with Levi Johnston I feel like the story of that night would have been VERY different.

Does she really want her son to read this later on in life and think that he was a mistake or the result of drunken sex that may not have been consensual (I feel like she is implying that she didn't know what she was doing)?

CinemaGoddess · June 2011

There is a lesson to be learned here.

Don't trust the boozy charms of Bartles and Jaymes.

YWIA.

Joanna O · June 2011

One bottle of Boones Farm and your morals go right out the window

BLUEIEDHIPPY · June 2011

RedWingsFan:
So Bristol Palin's memoir came out this week, and there is an excerpt about how her virginity was "stolen" by her BF:

Bristol starts off her story with the night her virginity was "stolen" by Johnston, saying she had succumbed for the first time in her life to the "woozy charms" of wine coolers while on a camping trip with friends. She woke up the following morning next to Johnston's empty sleeping bag in a tent and found out that the two had slept together?an event, she writes, she couldn't recall.

"I could tell by the evidence in the tent that all of my plans, my promises, and my moral standards had disappeared in one awful night in a series of bad decisions," Bristol writes, concluding that she immediately felt obligated to marry Johnston, a boy she had a crush on since the seventh grade.

Is it just me or is she full of crap? I feel like she was pressured to write it off this way or she is covering up what really happened. I just don't see why she can't own up to choosing to have sex with her boyfriend. Maybe I'm just a beyotch but I find it interesting that this story is just coming out in her memoir - if she was still with Levi Johnston I feel like the story of that night would have been VERY different.

Does she really want her son to read this later on in life and think that he was a mistake or the result of drunken sex that may not have been consensual (I feel like she is implying that she didn't know what she was doing)?

I'm guessing this was the furthest thing from her mind when she chose to write it that way & it was more for making herself look better....guess that one back fired eh?! & really can you even get that intoxicated off wine coolers?! ;-) I mean unless she was knockin'em back by the case?!

RedWingsFan · June 2011

Joanna O:
One bottle of Boones Farm and your morals go right out the window

LOL - that stuff is like Kool-Aid.

Zima is what did it for me back in the 90's - we would put them in Slurpees.

Sharts Picklebottom · June 2011

Wine coolers make me gassy not horny.

HBaylies · June 2011

I'm quite sure her mom must have had a say in the editing of this entire book. Sarah wouldn't want to lose any conservative fans based on the actions of her daughter, so better off just making up the story that there isn't a story to tell because she can't remember it. I'm sure Levi will come out with the details soon. They're both very childish in that way.

Joanna O · June 2011

RedWingsFan:

Joanna O:
One bottle of Boones Farm and your morals go right out the window

LOL - that stuff is like Kool-Aid.

Zima is what did it for me back in the 90's - we would put them in Slurpees.

RedWingsFan · June 2011

HBaylies:
I'm quite sure her mom must have had a say in the editing of this entire book. Sarah wouldn't want to lose any conservative fans based on the actions of her daughter, so better off just making up the story that there isn't a story to tell because she can't remember it. I'm sure Levi will come out with the details soon. They're both very childish in that way.

I can't wait to hear his version - I am imagining it involves pasties, a stripper pole and duct tape. Oh, and SHE seduced HIM.

yankeebaby2 · June 2011

Levi's book comes out in the fall

Heather R · June 2011

Abstinence-only works, yo.

aocain02@yahoo.com · June 2011

Maybe the sex was just that bad. Haha. Either way it takes more than wine coolers to get that drunk and forget what you did. Maybe she was partying with the wolf pack that night. They seem to have issues remembering what happens after a night of partying.

HBaylies · June 2011

yankeebaby2:
Levi's book comes out in the fall

Goodie goodie gumdrops! Maybe he'll be on the Today Show soon and release some chapters to give us a taste of his recollection of the night. Then Bristol will be on the next week to refute it. Then Sarah will make a press release about it. Then Levi will go on a huge book tour and it will be all over the news. Then Bristol will be a guest on a talk show and bash Levi while her son is sitting there on her lap...

It will never end...

Brit710 · June 2011

If she managed to drink so many wine coolers that she blacked out, post-sex guilt would be the last thing on her mind. The projectile vomiting and pounding headache the morning after would be the only thing she was thinking about.

Aubrianarose · June 2011

So she got black-out drunk from wine coolers?

BS

Rach21 · June 2011

It's in bad taste, whether it's true or not. Like Bristol, my family is very conservative so when I got KU'd while engaged, I had some 'splaining to do. My parents were hurt when DH and I told them we were pregnant, but nobody needs to know the details except the two of us.

She might have felt pressured to write about it, but she should have left it out.

Ivana_Stolichnaya · June 2011

You have to drink a hell of a lot of wine coolers to get sloppy drunk to not have any control over yourself, those things are like juice. If she's pulling the 'I was so drunk I had no control over my emotions' card then she was drinking a lot more than Bartles and Jaymes.

I think someone slipped her a couple shots of 151

Ivana_Stolichnaya · June 2011

laura_belle:
Is she really implying date rape? That's a rather heavy accusation to levy.

I think she's implying that she drank enough wine coolers to get sloppy drunk and slept with Levy. I call BS on that one. I drank wine coolers in HS, they might give you a buzz but you usually end up with a stomach ache before you get really drunk.

RedWingsFan · June 2011

laura_belle:
RedWingsFan:

Joanna O:
One bottle of Boones Farm and your morals go right out the window

LOL - that stuff is like Kool-Aid.

Zima is what did it for me back in the 90's - we would put them in Slurpees.

We dropped jolly ranchers in Zima to flavor it. Ahh, college. We also thought Tequiza tasted yummy. We were so young and naive.

Oh yes, we did that also. I am pretty sure I also bonged a Zima - for future reference, that is NOT a good idea.

And yes, I think she is implying date rape.

bstrangely · June 2011

cinema_goddess:
There is a lesson to be learned here.

Don't trust the boozy charms of Bartles and Jaymes.

YWIA.

that is why i prefer strawberry hill.

CinemaGoddess · June 2011

laura_belle:
Ivana.Stolichnaya:

laura_belle:
Is she really implying date rape? That's a rather heavy accusation to levy.

I think she's implying that she drank enough wine coolers to get sloppy drunk and slept with Levy. I call BS on that one. I drank wine coolers in HS, they might give you a buzz but you usually end up with a stomach ache before you get really drunk.

But if he supposedly took advantage of her in a drunken state, wouldn't that be considered date rape?

I think the question still remains on whether or not you can get that drunk on wine coolers.

I think this was a case of major regret following consensual sex. Not date rape.

bstrangely · June 2011

laura_belle:
Is she really implying date rape? That's a rather heavy accusation to levi.

ftfy

Aubrianarose · June 2011

cinema_goddess:
laura_belle:
Ivana.Stolichnaya:

laura_belle:
Is she really implying date rape? That's a rather heavy accusation to levy.

I think she's implying that she drank enough wine coolers to get sloppy drunk and slept with Levy. I call BS on that one. I drank wine coolers in HS, they might give you a buzz but you usually end up with a stomach ache before you get really drunk.

But if he supposedly took advantage of her in a drunken state, wouldn't that be considered date rape?

I think the question still remains on whether or not you can get that drunk on wine coolers.

I think this was a case of major regret following consensual sex. Not date rape.

Yeah, I don't think you can. You'd have to drink a ton of them and you'd probably get sick from the overly sweetness before you got more than a buzz.

Though the fact that she says she can't remember any of it is a curious statement to make publicly because I can see how that can seem to imply date rape.

RedWingsFan · June 2011

laura_belle:
bstrangely:
cinema_goddess:

There is a lesson to be learned here.

Don't trust the boozy charms of Bartles and Jaymes.

YWIA.

that is why i prefer strawberry hill.

St. Ides Special Brews. Out of the paper bad, of course.

Oh.My.God. I used to LOVE those - especially the blue flavor.

KatieMiami1220 · June 2011

am I the only one who noticed this whole story was stolen from a Glee episode? when Quinn slept with Puck after drinking wine coolers and got KU. can't she at least make up her own original story?

Heather R · June 2011

1. Media whore just like her mother.

2. Making herself a victim ("he stole it from me") just like her mother.

Palin/Bachmann 2012. Party!!!

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CajunMan · June 2011

i vote consenual fornicaSHON

Mrs.adambabycakes · June 2011

RedWingsFan:

So Bristol Palin's memoir came out this week, and there is an excerpt about how her virginity was "stolen" by her BF:

Bristol starts off her story with the night her virginity was "stolen" by Johnston, saying she had succumbed for the first time in her life to the "woozy charms" of wine coolers while on a camping trip with friends. She woke up the following morning next to Johnston's empty sleeping bag in a tent and found out that the two had slept together?an event, she writes, she couldn't recall.

"I could tell by the evidence in the tent that all of my plans, my promises, and my moral standards had disappeared in one awful night in a series of bad decisions," Bristol writes, concluding that she immediately felt obligated to marry Johnston, a boy she had a crush on since the seventh grade.

Is it just me or is she full of crap? I feel like she was pressured to write it off this way or she is covering up what really happened. I just don't see why she can't own up to choosing to have sex with her boyfriend. Maybe I'm just a beyotch but I find it interesting that this story is just coming out in her memoir - if she was still with Levi Johnston I feel like the story of that night would have been VERY different.

Does she really want her son to read this later on in life and think that he was a mistake or the result of drunken sex that may not have been consensual (I feel like she is implying that she didn't know what she was doing)?

Isn't this what Plan B is for?

Mrs.adambabycakes · June 2011

laura_belle:

Mrs.adambabycakes:

Isn't this what Plan B is for?

If you can find a pharmacy that will fill the order, especially in a conservative area. Also, I have a feeling that a minor would need permission.

Plan B should be much easier to obtain. People wrongly view it as abortion. They should look at it as preventing one.

I thought Planned Parenthood, or a clinic gave these free to minors. But I could be wrong. I got free BC from PP when I was 18-19. But I totally agree with you.

NG2HD · June 2011

Does anyone else find it odd that her story is very similiar to how that blond chick lost her virginity and got pregnant on Glee?

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