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Have a laugh on my behalf!

KimL84KimL84
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Thought DS felt a little warm so I decided to take his temp. FTM so I had never taken a temp rectally but decided to give it a try. I took the diaper off and inserted the thermometer in with vasoline. Just then, DS farted and shot poop all over his changing table, all over my hands, on the curtains, and I even felt some hit my face! It was disgusting. I tried to find something to clean it up and he kept going. By the time I found something he was literally sitting in a puddle of poop. Live and learn I guess lol

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Re: Have a laugh on my behalf!

  • nowayamyraenowayamyrae member
    Good work, mom.

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  • mrs_b_2007mrs_b_2007 member
    damn. I hope you had a beer after all that. Yikes!
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  • InLoveWithBrett2InLoveWithBrett2

    Yes been there done that!! So sorry!!

      When DS wasnt able to poop for about a week the pedi suggested we stick a thermometer rectally to get him to poop.

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  • KimL84KimL84
    LOL I wish, I'm BF so I haven't had any alcohol yet. I definitely could have used one though
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  • KimL84KimL84

    imagemrs_b_2007:
    damn. I hope you had a beer after all that. Yikes!

     

    LOL I wish, I'm BF so I haven't had any alcohol yet. I definitely could have used one though

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  • fluffybunsfluffybuns

    That's great!

    And now you know what to do if baby is having trouble going to the bathroom!haha 

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  • mrs_b_2007mrs_b_2007 member
    imageKimL84:

    imagemrs_b_2007:
    damn. I hope you had a beer after all that. Yikes!

     

    LOL I wish, I'm BF so I haven't had any alcohol yet. I definitely could have used one though

    so am I. A beer won't kill you, or LO ;) 

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  • NothingLikeBarbieNothingLikeBarbie
    imagemrs_b_2007:
    imageKimL84:

    imagemrs_b_2007:
    damn. I hope you had a beer after all that. Yikes!

     

    LOL I wish, I'm BF so I haven't had any alcohol yet. I definitely could have used one though

    so am I. A beer won't kill you, or LO ;) 

    I am BF and have a beer a couple times. Feels so good after 10 months of none!

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    imageNothingLikeBarbie:
    imagemrs_b_2007:
    imageKimL84:

    imagemrs_b_2007:
    damn. I hope you had a beer after all that. Yikes!

     

    LOL I wish, I'm BF so I haven't had any alcohol yet. I definitely could have used one though

    so am I. A beer won't kill you, or LO ;) 

    I am BF and have a beer a couple times. Feels so good after 10 months of none!

    Absolutely. When I know DD will be full for a while I may have 2 or 3.  

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  • Jram85Jram85
    Nice :) My LO has projectile poop yesterday and it got all over the basket of diaper changing supplies that sits at the end of the changing table. There was even poop INSIDE the wipe container, lol! I also have that same onesie your LO is wearing in your sig, OP.
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