A) Solicitors should be outlawed.

If you want to sell me something you should not ring my doorbell incessantly
C) If you think for a SECOND I'm going to buy food (*steak and seafood delivery) from a guy with a butt naked chick on his shirt and far too few teeth, you're insane.
D) Don't be a d!ck and make sh!tty remarks as you walk away when I tell you honestly and kindly, "Really, I don't want anything. I'm on the phone dealing with something and I can't do _this_ right now as well".
Re: What makes you think I'd buy ANYTHING from you?!
Ew. Buying meet door to door? Nope. Buying from him? Nope.
Buying meet from him? Ha ha ha ha.
Ew again.
I hope everything is OK regarding the phone call!
Our Thanksgiving Day baby 11/22/07
Pregnant with #2 with LPD, uterine polyp/hysteroscopy, DOR (AMH = 0.17), 2 c/ps
Our early Christmas present 12/9/10
lol. Our city made it illegal to sell stuff door to door, but fine to soliciate for "non-profit" crap. So we get LOTS of putchuli-smelling hippies that hike up our HUGE driveway just to ask us to sign something about plastics, water quality, etc and geee, maybe donate a few bucks to their "cause" as well. They're SlickRicks in their dreads, I tell ya. lol.
Davez LOVES to feck with him. It's hysterical to evesdrop on THAT open front door. lol.