Babies: 6 - 9 Months

What's the guy equivalent of flowers?

I got flowers and a card for Mothers Day. I don't want to go overboard on a gift for Fathers Day or DH would feel guilty for doing less, but I don't want to be an underachiever either. So, what's the guy equivalent of flowers?

Re: What's the guy equivalent of flowers?

  • Blowjob. 
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  • A BJ. YWIA.
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    FTW



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    BJs

    In-deedly-do. 

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  • Jinx, bishes!
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    This is what I was going to say. DH also appreciates a steak dinner or homemade cookies.   

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  • Beer.  At least it is for my DH.  If I came home with a 4 pack of his favorite beer he would be over the moon excited and happy!

  • I'd go with a cologne for my DH but it depends what type of guy your DH is. Probably something in the $50 range since that's what your flowers prob cost.

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  • For mine it'd probably be a 12 pack of microbrew beer he's never had before.

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  • I was going to say a 6-pack, but I think a BJ tops that. Maybe beer and a BJ is the male equivalent of flowers and chocolates? Either way, you can't lose!
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  • I've only ever heard a BJ is equivalent. Pair it up with steak and a favorite beer and it's Christmas.
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    I don't consider a bj a gift.

    I would think cologne is a more common and popular gift among men or my H loves when I cook a big dinner (maybe you can do something your H really likes) + dessert.

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  • Some nice beer you think he would like. My DH loves Belgium beers....Chimay is delish and so is Hoegaarden. Hoe is like a Heffweizen and is sooo yum
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  • How about good beer, a nice dinner and lottery tickets/scratch offs?
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    I don't consider a bj a gift.

    I would think cologne is a more common and popular gift among men or my H loves when I cook a big dinner (maybe you can do something your H really likes) + dessert.

    There a rude card thing that says "BJ's are to men like Flowers are to women" so I took it as a joke. I agree 100% not a real gift.

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  • I would say beer. However....I did not get any flowers for Mother's day. I will not be going overboard for Father's day. I told him he could go golfing. I may just get him a shirt to wear golfing.
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    BJs

    Exactly what I thought....BJs and homemade food! 

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    dup

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  • Caleb (really DH, obviously) got me tickets to a concert ($30/ticket). He already told me he wants to go eat at Quaker Steak & Lube, so that's what his Father's Day gift will be. He'll also get a card from C, like I did.
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    Some nice beer you think he would like. My DH loves Belgium beers....Chimay is delish and so is Hoegaarden. Hoe is like a Heffweizen and is sooo yum

    My man loves Chimay! That's going to be part of his gift for his bday/Father's day (since they're in the same week!).  

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  • Beer or a BJ he would be happy with either! Smile
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  • Beer. BJ. Steak. Get him all three! That's what I told DH he's getting for Father's Day. But I'm taking him out for a steak because I really suck at cooking them.
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  • lol, looks like everyone beat me to it, one more vote for blowjobs
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