Random confessions

AshtonMain · June 2011

I am 36 years old and just made squash for the first time...ever. I baked it and it turned out great.

Anyone else? I realize mine is pretty racy and will be hard to outdo, but please give it a try.

CinemaGoddess · June 2011

I cannot cook ham, chicken or potatoes in the oven to save my life. They never turn out right. Ever.

That makes me a sad panda because I like ham and potatoes. Chicken not so much, though.

sawyerthedestroyer · June 2011

I still cut the crust off of my sandwiches.

uluvfranke · June 2011

I can cook pretty much anything. I am a great cook, but for the life of me I can't make pudding. I can not get it right. ever.

Bailey81 · June 2011

Breaking from the food theme, I find squishing bugs wholly satisfying. I hate it, though, when I kill a mosquito and there's a smear of blood. I always wonder whose.

Yules · June 2011

God damnit, I thought I quit this fehking evil waste of time. Now whenever Wolf's asleep I'm back here lurking.

Speaking of a lack of culinary prowess, I should be reading my Joy of Cooking instead of this right now.

CinemaGoddess · June 2011

Yules:

God damnit, I thought I quit this fehking evil waste of time. Now whenever Wolf's asleep I'm back here lurking.

Speaking of a lack of culinary prowess, I should be reading my Joy of Cooking instead of this right now.

WHERE THE FVCK HAVE YOU BEEN!?!!?!?!eleventyone111

LoveyFNR · June 2011

I really like spam sandwiches. I know it's disgusting but they are so yummy.

uluvfranke · June 2011

Yules:

God damnit, I thought I quit this fehking evil waste of time. Now whenever Wolf's asleep I'm back here lurking.

Speaking of a lack of culinary prowess, I should be reading my Joy of Cooking instead of this right now.

I just asked about you yesterday! Hi Yules! Hope you are well!

franceshouseman · June 2011

uluvfranke:
I can cook pretty much anything. I am a great cook, but for the life of me I can't make pudding. I can not get it right. ever.

This is me, except I cannot make Deviled Eggs. My H makes fun of me about it.

CherryStarburst · June 2011

I'm almost 30 years old and I've never made squash Before, I'm going to wait 7 years to try it so I can say I was older then you :P

My real one, I get annoyed with my nephew because I feel like he should be able to do a lot more stuff for himself then he does. He's 9.5 and my SIL baby's him like crazy, he's there one and only miracle baby. He comes here like once a week and Whenever he comes over I purposefully make him do stuff so he gains some confidence, like help me with cleaning or with the younger kids or CUTTING UP HIS OWN GODDAMN FOOD. I feel like this makes me sound like a biitch.

Kara5109 · June 2011

I pretty much screw up everything in the kitchen, unless it's for Hadley because that tends to be easy stuff.

J+MS · June 2011

I can't do baked goods. I've tried homemade bread, cookies, cake, etc. They never come out right. I'll just stick to the stove top.

MissNikki007 · June 2011

The use of GD in this post is making me want to scratch my eyes out.

AshtonMain · June 2011

CherryStarburst:
I'm almost 30 years old and I've never made squash Before, I'm going to wait 7 years to try it so I can say I was older then you :P

My real one, I get annoyed with my nephew because I feel like he should be able to do a lot more stuff for himself then he does. He's 9.5 and my SIL baby's him like crazy, he's there one and only miracle baby. He comes here like once a week and Whenever he comes over I purposefully make him do stuff so he gains some confidence, like help me with cleaning or with the younger kids or CUTTING UP HIS OWN GODDAMN FOOD. I feel like this makes me sound like a biitch.

Great, now you've pissed off MissNicki. As if her avatar could get any angrier.

Also, you are a giant B for pointing out our age difference. Crying

stylez6 · June 2011

MissNikki007:
The use of GD in this post is making me want to scratch my eyes out.

That's funny. I have a sailor mouth and GD is one word I can't say, won't say, and am afraid to say. My mother might pop up and smack me in the mouth.

Nhev · June 2011

CherryStarburst:
I'm almost 30 years old and I've never made squash Before, I'm going to wait 7 years to try it so I can say I was older then you :P

My real one, I get annoyed with my nephew because I feel like he should be able to do a lot more stuff for himself then he does. He's 9.5 and my SIL baby's him like crazy, he's there one and only miracle baby. He comes here like once a week and Whenever he comes over I purposefully make him do stuff so he gains some confidence, like help me with cleaning or with the younger kids or CUTTING UP HIS OWN GODDAMN FOOD. I feel like this makes me sound like a biitch.

I was like this with the kids that I nannied. I had lots of love for them and I was an awesome nanny, but I wasn't about to do EVERYTHING for them. I mean, the one kid was 5 and would stare at the t.v., yelling, "THIRSTY!" I was like, "Whaaaa...?"

ETA: There was much more. That's just an example of how they wanted to be waited on all the time (thanks to their parents and grandma).

Oh, and a confession: I let Amelia crawl around, naked, on the living room floor the other day for about 15-20 minutes. She loved it! She also peed and pooped on our carpet.

CherryStarburst · June 2011

MissNikki007:
The use of GD in this post is making me want to scratch my eyes out.

I'm sorry, does it help that I was saying it like that actress, stifler's mom? No? OK

::slinks away::

hippotree · June 2011

I'm thinking of buying something I probably shouldn't buy. But I want it.

jessakris · June 2011

Yules:
God damnit, I thought I quit this fehking evil waste of time. Now whenever Wolf's asleep I'm back here lurking.
Speaking of a lack of culinary prowess, I should be reading my Joy of Cooking instead of this right now.

I am fully aware of how creepy this will sound, but I HAVE MISSED YOU! *bump humps*

SnoopyLuv · June 2011

On date night on Sunday, we pulled into a Walgreens to get snacks & sodas for the movie. Apparently, it was still being built so the parking lot was empty. It was by itself, off a main road.

H and I had sex in the car in the parking lot and it was so fun.

I've never done that before.

mamaholmes2010 · June 2011

I always burn microwave popcorn. Its probably because I have the attention span of a fruit fly.

Yules · June 2011

To the ladies who asked - I've replaced TB with a crazy steam mopping obsession. I garden like mad ...and I get to read books once in a while now too. Besides that, same ol sh*t. Oh and getting a tummy tuck in two weeks!

Missed you all, it's hard to stay away.

Sorry about the god damnit! xoxo

CinemaGoddess · June 2011

kirky05:
I'm going to buy a kiddie pool - for me.

I did this when I was in college. It.was.awesome.

ValentineBB · June 2011

cinema_goddess:

I cannot cook ham, chicken or potatoes in the oven to save my life. They never turn out right. Ever.

That makes me a sad panda because I like ham and potatoes. Chicken not so much, though.

I once bought a Honeybaked Ham for Easter and passed it off as my own. I still get asked for the recipe and claim it's a "family secret". Shameful.

Meg576 · June 2011

Food related - I cannot cook. Anything. SO likes to cook so he does it all.

Random - LO has a tooth popping up and is totally cranky. The only thing that made him not cry tonight was sitting in his bouncy seat watching cartoons. He's been doing that for the last 20 mintues. At the 10 minute mark I tried moving him and he screamed bloody murder. If TV makes him happy he can watch all the Family Guy he wants.

Nhev · June 2011

BostonKisses2:
Nhev:
CherryStarburst:
I'm almost 30 years old and I've never made squash Before, I'm going to wait 7 years to try it so I can say I was older then you :P

My real one, I get annoyed with my nephew because I feel like he should be able to do a lot more stuff for himself then he does. He's 9.5 and my SIL baby's him like crazy, he's there one and only miracle baby. He comes here like once a week and Whenever he comes over I purposefully make him do stuff so he gains some confidence, like help me with cleaning or with the younger kids or CUTTING UP HIS OWN GODDAMN FOOD. I feel like this makes me sound like a biitch.
I was like this with the kids that I nannied. I had lots of love for them and I was an awesome nanny, but I wasn't about to do EVERYTHING for them. I mean, the one kid was 5 and would stare at the t.v., yelling, "THIRSTY!" I was like, "Whaaaa...?"
ETA: There was much more. That's just an example of how they wanted to be waited on all the time (thanks to their parents and grandma).
Oh, and a confession: I let Amelia crawl around, naked, on the living room floor the other day for about 15-20 minutes. She loved it! She also peed and pooped on our carpet.
I think that's why I've never allowed J to have too much naked time on the floor - it's bad enough cleaning up after the dogs, and I don't think I could add her to the list. For some reason the thought of that scares me.

Haha yeah...luckily I don't have a problem with the cat and dog except for the occasional vomit!

Her poop wasn't bad since it was just a ball basically :P And the pee, well...it was pee!

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