Stolen from 2nd Tri Board - You know you're pregnant when...

jjswife08 · June 2011

Ok, I am totally stealing this from the 2nd tri board but thought it was cute.

You know you're pregnant when...

Everyone around you annoys you - the sound of my assistant coughing is ready to send me reeling, I can't take one more hack from her!

KBBH · June 2011

I stopped in to the takeout place to get a sandwich today (yummy, btw...chicken florentine wrap) and there was someone whistling a Guns and Roses song. I love Guns and Roses, but I hate whistling. I was about to yell, "STOP WHISTLING!"

vtcnicely · June 2011

You know you're pregnant when you go from being annoyed/pissed off to being weepy/emotional from something as simple as a commercial.

klreese0213 · June 2011

when you throw up from "morning sickness" but are starving within a 1/2 hour and have to eat again!

turtlewifey · June 2011

You know you are pregnant when you walk by a size 20 dress/tunic thing on the sale rack and think "Hmmmm, maybe I should buy that because my stomach will probably grow into it."

tnleigh · June 2011

You go from having no appetite to being ravenously hungry despite the fact that you just had lunch. *sigh*

Teffie · June 2011

...you overhear someone say "taco salad" and immediately want to hurl.

ptreebride2006 · June 2011

You know you're pregnant...

...when you want to buy these sticky notes for people in the office...and fully intend on using them without remorse.

https://www.knockknock.biz/catalog/categories/sticky-notes/simple-stickies/piss-me-sticky/

I debated for 10 minutes this morning if I could buy them, use them, and still get away with it.

JacquelineTyler · June 2011

You know you're pregnant when you can out eat someone twice your size!

(*ptreebride2006*, I have those sticky notes. I got them as a gage wedding shower gift. And yes I have used them!)

KBBH · June 2011

Teffie:
...you overhear someone say "taco salad" and immediately want to hurl.

OR in that very moment you want at taco salad so bad nothing could stop you from making it happen.

spacey281 · June 2011

You know you're pregnant when Rice Krispy Treats cereal is the only thing you can think of and you desperately crave it for weeks on end until you finally break down and go to Walmart and buy it. BTW, I don't ever eat that kind of cereal, but I couldn't get it out of my head. The bowl I had yesterday was delicious. Mmm

ldswims · June 2011

You know you're pregnant when you try to roll over in bed and your ab muscles don't work like they normally do.

repen · June 2011

You go to reply to a post and completely forget what you wanted to write.

JnJ_9.22.07 · June 2011

ldswims:
You know you're pregnant when you try to roll over in bed and your ab muscles don't work like they normally do.

Ha! That's hilarious. Some days I feel like I've completely forgotten how to move.

You know you're pregnant when... you find yourself begging your husband for "just a tiny morsel" of his seared ahi tuna. (P.S. He denied me. Probably for the best.)

MrsC2009 · June 2011

jjswife08:

You know you're pregnant when...

you see a commercial for a local restaurant's chocolate cake and that's all you can think about for 3+ days. You go buy the cake, take 3 bites and then give it to DH to finish because you no longer want it.

HokieLaw · June 2011

You cry when you see a case of caffeine free diet pepsi.

Christine&Mario · June 2011

You know you're pregnant when you go out to eat with your husband, order a slice of pie "to share" and finish the whole thing before he can even finish his sandwich! (Ok, that happened to me, like, 20 minutes ago

)

Cort711 · June 2011

You're starving but trying to think of something to eat is impossible. Then when you finally do think of something you'd like to eat and you go to eat it, you no longer want it. Happens to me almost every.single.night at dinner time!

jenni888 · June 2011

KBBH:
I stopped in to the takeout place to get a sandwich today (yummy, btw...chicken florentine wrap) and there was someone whistling a Guns and Roses song. I love Guns and Roses, but I hate whistling. I was about to yell, "STOP WHISTLING!"

Was it at least the whistling solo in "Patience"? Smile

jenni888 · June 2011

spacey281:
You know you're pregnant when Rice Krispy Treats cereal is the only thing you can think of and you desperately crave it for weeks on end until you finally break down and go to Walmart and buy it. BTW, I don't ever eat that kind of cereal, but I couldn't get it out of my head. The bowl I had yesterday was delicious. Mmm

I did this with Cocoa Puffs this week. Sad My other gross and not something I normally eat craving for the past several weeks is Cheetos, and I have not broken down on that one, thankfully.

USMCNJbride · June 2011

Happens to me ALL the time. I have a serious case of prego brain!!!! My fiance is getting it too which is funny because he is deployed...but every time he talks to me he forgets his statement mid-sentence. I always laugh and welcome him to my world!

USMCNJbride · June 2011

When you put your wallet in your purse and exactly 1 minute later forget you did and spend then next 30 minutes looking for your wallet, only to discover it in your purse! Oh not to mention right after that trying to start your car with your house key and wondering why it's not working!!!

amatt10 · June 2011

You know you are pregnant when you know where every store bathroom is and which are the nicest!

HokieLaw · June 2011

You pay your mortgage twice in the same month (within days of each other).

Yup. I Just realized I did that. Oops.

katiebug66 · June 2011

Cort711:
You're starving but trying to think of something to eat is impossible. Then when you finally do think of something you'd like to eat and you go to eat it, you no longer want it. Happens to me almost every.single.night at dinner time!

ME TOO! I feel like I am running out of foods to choke down.

Nikkoli110 · June 2011

You know you're pergannt when you can't go in any store without stopping to check out the baby section!

or when you get up 9 times in one night to pee.

FuFey · June 2011

klreese0213:
when you throw up from "morning sickness" but are starving within a 1/2 hour and have to eat again!

Or you finish your plate of food, go to the bathroom and barf it all up, then come back and get another plate of food and sit down and eat like nothing just happened.

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