I DETEST seeing 'maternity' models who are super model thin...wearning 5 inch FMPs.
Seriously? Let's get real here. If you are pregnant enough to have a big belly, then you aren't super model thin anymore...pregnancy shows in more places than just the belly. I want to see models who look like I do...nose spread, fat ankles, moon face...the works!!
Also, the FMPs?? Come ON!! No out-to-there pregnant woman is wearing five inch spike heels in my universe. For one, my balance is for crap, and that sounds like a great way to break my fool neck. For two, my feet are so swollen that I'm lucky to be able to get on a pair of flip-flops.
I give the HUGE side eye to these things...and it makes me not want to shop for maternity clothes, which I desperately need.
<---feeling completely unnattractive these days
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