Well that was a trifecta of awesome

Lambie. · May 2011

I went to Target with Lila this morning the get a birthday present for the party we are going to next weekend. There were two girls/ladies in front of me having the ever so great conversation about how when they have kids their kids will be so well behaved and never scream cry or speak out of turn. You know how the story goes. They turn around and see Lila and ask how old she is so I tell them she will be one this week. This is met with a "And with another baby on the way! Oh my goodness, Bless YOUR HEART! Was it an accident?". I am pretty sure my mouth is hanging open while I gave them a blank stare so I get a follow up question, "Is it a boy or a girl?". I tell them we are having a boy. " Oh, well thank goodness you won't have to have any more". Wow. As DH pointed out, "Kids aren't shoes where you need a right one and a left one and then you're all set."

caffinated_tulip · May 2011

....

Since you're posting I assume you're not in jail, which means you didn't slap them or in any other wise lash out.

In which case, I admire your restraint.

(But then, my temper, which was short to begin with, is basically gone since I got pregnant, I dont know that I would've been able to be polite... what stupid biitches)