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Clicky Poll-Backdoor access?

So, the ladies in chat always talk about the most random things...and I decided to make a poll about this:
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Re: Clicky Poll-Backdoor access?

  • Lena122Lena122 member
    I voted yes but hated but that's not entirely true. I didn't particularly enjoy it but it wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be. 
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  • I hate to admit this, but apparently I like it when I'm really drunk. When I'm sober, I won't do it, but when I get trashed I'm all for it.
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  • imagemisstrish521:
    I hate to admit this, but apparently I like it when I'm really drunk. When I'm sober, I won't do it, but when I get trashed I'm all for it.
    Oooooh drunk Trishy....;-)
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  • No way Jose. Homie don't play that.
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  • imageretallica:
    No way Jose. Homie don't play that.

    For real. Yes

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  • imageretallica:
    No way Jose. Homie don't play that.

    Aaaand my girl crush just grew.

    Mel, I laughed internally when I read the title of this post. I voted a resounding NO. The thought of anal makes me cringe. Also...sorry if this is a dumb question, but...wouldn't there be a bit of poo left on his dong? Like, I'm sure the pipes aren't spotless in there. Embarrassed

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    imageretallica:
    No way Jose. Homie don't play that.

    Aaaand my girl crush just grew.

    Mel, I laughed internally when I read the title of this post. I voted a resounding NO. The thought of anal makes me cringe. Also...sorry if this is a dumb question, but...wouldn't there be a bit of poo left on his dong? Like, I'm sure the pipes aren't spotless in there. Embarrassed

    Why the heck aren't you in chat!?!?!

    And EW...poo on his dong. BAHAHAHAHA!

    Married: 10/17/09
    TTC since 10/09
    DH's SA-Normal
    HSG-All clear!!
    BFP 5-19-11...Beta#1-13 Beta#2- 9 (m/c 05/23/11 @4w4d)
    Nov '11-Round one of 50mg Clomid=BFP!!!12-8-11
    Beta#1 12.13.11-160! Beta #2 12.21.11- 5100!!!
    Hunter Austin-Born August 12, 2012 7lb 12oz 20in long Image and video hosting by TinyPic Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker Congrats to my BFPB mrsbaker1128! Gavin Thomas and Landon David arrived on 6/27/11!!
    **Good luck to all of my loves as well!**
  • imageleathersmel4:
    imageblindvictory:

    imageretallica:
    No way Jose. Homie don't play that.

    Aaaand my girl crush just grew.

    Mel, I laughed internally when I read the title of this post. I voted a resounding NO. The thought of anal makes me cringe. Also...sorry if this is a dumb question, but...wouldn't there be a bit of poo left on his dong? Like, I'm sure the pipes aren't spotless in there. Embarrassed

    Why the heck aren't you in chat!?!?!

    And EW...poo on his dong. BAHAHAHAHA!

    Because I think it bothers DH that I haven't been going to bed with him lately. I've been staying up once he crashes, and we usually lay in bed and talk for a while before we go to sleep. He said he misses it. So I'm going with him tonight. <3 Miss you guys!

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  • imageLena122:
    I voted yes but hated but that's not entirely true. I didn't particularly enjoy it but it wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be. 

    Pretty much this. It wasn't the worst thing ever, but I didn't like it either. It was a past relationship, and DH is completely disgusted by the very notion, so thankfully I'll never have to do it again.

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  • mchupiemchupie member
    When I was a teenager, my sister (NOT the one who also frequents TTGP) ran into my room, told me she had tried it and said, "poop comes out easier now!"  She was 16 at the time.  I was so traumatized I will never ever try it.
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  • imagemchupie:
    When I was a teenager, my sister (NOT the one who also frequents TTGP) ran into my room, told me she had tried it and said, "poop comes out easier now!"  She was 16 at the time.  I was so traumatized I will never ever try it.

     

    Oh my! Haha, I had the exact opposite happen! I have only tried it once, but for a week I could hardly poop!

    Married: 10/17/09
    TTC since 10/09
    DH's SA-Normal
    HSG-All clear!!
    BFP 5-19-11...Beta#1-13 Beta#2- 9 (m/c 05/23/11 @4w4d)
    Nov '11-Round one of 50mg Clomid=BFP!!!12-8-11
    Beta#1 12.13.11-160! Beta #2 12.21.11- 5100!!!
    Hunter Austin-Born August 12, 2012 7lb 12oz 20in long Image and video hosting by TinyPic Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker Congrats to my BFPB mrsbaker1128! Gavin Thomas and Landon David arrived on 6/27/11!!
    **Good luck to all of my loves as well!**
  • imagekdodge423:

    I have to be drunk. Really drunk. But then I really like it apparently.

     

     

    This. ha ha. There should be a "only when super drunk" option. 



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  • imagekdodge423:

    I have to be drunk. Really drunk. But then I really like it apparently.

     

    This is me exactly. lol 

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    imagemchupie:
    When I was a teenager, my sister (NOT the one who also frequents TTGP) ran into my room, told me she had tried it and said, "poop comes out easier now!"  She was 16 at the time.  I was so traumatized I will never ever try it.

    This would be my last choice for constipation release.

    DH offers to tuck my hemmies back in for me. Ahh, romance.

     

    LOL 

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  • I was actually told that anytime that is done, a condom MUST be worn. Otherwise, it is easy for a guy to get an infection from us.
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  • imageretallica:
    No way Jose. Homie don't play that.

    this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yes

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    imagemisstrish521:
    I hate to admit this, but apparently I like it when I'm really drunk. When I'm sober, I won't do it, but when I get trashed I'm all for it.

    HAHA I was going to post the same thing but decided not to...until I read yours!  High five!

    Yes 

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  • mchupiemchupie member
    imagekdodge423:

    imagemchupie:
    When I was a teenager, my sister (NOT the one who also frequents TTGP) ran into my room, told me she had tried it and said, "poop comes out easier now!"  She was 16 at the time.  I was so traumatized I will never ever try it.

    This would be my last choice for constipation release.

    DH offers to tuck my hemmies back in for me. Ahh, romance.

    Indifferent  Bahahahahahahahahaha!

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  • I voted SS, because there was no option for "He only gets it on his birthday and one other nationally recognized holiday of his choice, usually Chirstmas." ;)
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  • MattelMattel member
    I've done it once when I had way too much to drink after my sister's wedding in our hotel room. I yelled "put it in my butt." Then after about two seconds, I yelled "take it out of my butt." I really don't remember how it felt... but I yelled loud enough for a good part of my family to hear me through the thin hotel well. Indifferent So that, was enough of an experience for me to never try it again.

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  • imageMattel:
    I've done it once when I had way too much to drink after my sister's wedding in our hotel room. I yelled "put it in my butt." Then after about two seconds, I yelled "take it out of my butt." I really don't remember how it felt... but I yelled loud enough for a good part of my family to hear me through the thin hotel well. Indifferent So that, was enough of an experience for me to never try it again.

     

    OMG.  LOL!  This story made me snort.

     

    A previous boyfriend convinced me to try it once, and I did not like it.  As someone else mentioned, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but I didn't enjoy it.   MH doesn't even want to try it, and I'm more than happy never doing it again.

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  • imageSheenaNash1:
    I voted SS, because there was no option for "He only gets it on his birthday and one other nationally recognized holiday of his choice, usually Chirstmas." ;)

    Ours is only on his birthday. He counts down to it for weeksSmile

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  • I really kind of like it, but with IBS it is few and far between!!
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  • imageMattel:
    I've done it once when I had way too much to drink after my sister's wedding in our hotel room. I yelled "put it in my butt." Then after about two seconds, I yelled "take it out of my butt." I really don't remember how it felt... but I yelled loud enough for a good part of my family to hear me through the thin hotel well. Indifferent So that, was enough of an experience for me to never try it again.

    OMG this is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Yes

    I voted HELL NO. Grosses me out, and DH has never brought it up. 

  • I voted SS....

     I had a boyfriend in college and we were laying in bed naked. I was on my tummy, and he climbed on top of me. I thought "oohh, I'm gonna get a massage." 

    Then he put it in my pooper. 

    It hurt. 

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