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I'm a sexual predator

Mrs0815Mrs0815
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I am semi stalking a 22 year old bag boy at Whole Foods.

In my defense I normally go there 3 times a week anyway so the stalking is easy.  He said "..your boy is cute" and I giggled like an acne riddled tween in front of Justin Beeber.  I even tried to woooo him with my Spaghetti Carbonara making skills and he showed off his dimples an laughed at me....so this morning I woke up in a sweaty, bedsheet clenching panic and I knew I had my way with him in my dream.

it was glorious. If he calls me Ma'am like he did the other day I'm never having sex with him again.

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  • jen-dalejen-dale member
    Dear Mrs, I *heart* you. That is all.
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  • sevenonesixsevenonesix

    BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. Can I just say, I f*cking love you. 

    Glad your dream was good ;) *wink* 

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  • Amanda78Amanda78 member
    Being "ma'am'ed" would totally kill the love.
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  • vlewis515vlewis515 member

    I'm sending Chris Hansen after you...

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    Admit it....this is really you isn't it?

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    j/k to that young man you are probably more like this sort of a predator (you know before she went bsc) and guy's find that hot!

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  • jesmckennajesmckenna member
    Bwahahahaha This post is amazing.
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  • Leah11599Leah11599
    You are such a hoot and I PPH you!
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  • JacquiemarkJacquiemark

    Pure awesomesauce!

    Were you rolling in carbornara?

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  • Mrs0815Mrs0815
    imageJacquiemark:

    Pure awesomesauce!

    Where you rolling in carbornara?

    I wish I could PIP from my phone. Damn!
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  • JacquiemarkJacquiemark
    imageMrs0815:
    imageJacquiemark:

    Pure awesomesauce!

    Where you rolling in carbornara?

    I wish I could PIP from my phone. Damn!

    Boo. Now I'm curious so I'm google searching

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  • racer88racer88

    I PPH this post.

    That boy thinks you're a MILF, and I'm pretty sure he's woken with wet bed sheets after dreaming of you.

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  • ihearteddiebooihearteddieboo
    This post is filled with hilarity!
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  • vflipovflipo member
    Yes
    I married a ginger.
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