This is why I love lurking!

JacquelineTyler · May 2011

I highly enjoy lurking on other boards, you find some of the strangest posts, I can't get over this post!

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/53517884.aspx

jseaton61 · May 2011

great minds think alike! i saw this post too.. the may 2011 board has had some gems lately!

JacquelineTyler · May 2011

jseaton61:
great minds think alike! i saw this post too.. the may 2011 board has had some gems lately!

I don't know if it's becuase they are all due soon and the hormones are racing but there have been alot of good interesting posts lately

rockchalkbride · May 2011

This reply cracked me up!

" I think you need to get closer to oncoming traffic after the baby is safely born, but maybe that's just me."

rubycitrine · May 2011

Yikes. I guess it truly takes all kinds. Makes me thankful for our nice little November board.

jseaton61 · May 2011

rockchalkbride:

This reply cracked me up!

" I think you need to get closer to oncoming traffic after the baby is safely born, but maybe that's just me."

that was by far my favorite response! haha

katie0919 · May 2011

Oh my - this barely even made any sense at all, aside from how ridiculous it was. Poor girl has zero writing skills. Yowza!

Shpointers · May 2011

WOW!!! Let's hope no one on here writes anything similar in November. It will not go over well at all! This woman should have known better!!

rachaelski · May 2011

Is this a flash forward to us, 24 weeks from now??? Feel free to lash me if I every say anything like that OP.

jaminjeff · May 2011

I don't even know what to say, wow. But I agree with all those posters, the DH/cell phone in court thing is BS. Plus unless it's some big felony case and you were the only officer there, plenty of times they have officers fill in for each other in emergencies....like babies being born. Hell one of our officers passed away in February and he still had court cases and other officers are allowed to go in his place with all his paperwork on the case.

JacquelineTyler · May 2011

I wonder if people will lurk on our board in November to see the stuff we write and b!tch about

angiegail78 · May 2011

JacquelineTyler:
I wonder if people will lurk on our board in November to see the stuff we write and b!tch about

I'm sure. I get bored and lurk almost everywhere.

jseaton61 · May 2011

JacquelineTyler:
I wonder if people will lurk on our board in November to see the stuff we write and b!tch about

i'm guessing, yes. especially come november.

MrzHoz · May 2011

JacquelineTyler:

jseaton61:
great minds think alike! i saw this post too.. the may 2011 board has had some gems lately!

I don't know if it's becuase they are all due soon and the hormones are racing but there have been alot of good interesting posts lately

MrzHoz · May 2011

JacquelineTyler:

jseaton61:
great minds think alike! i saw this post too.. the may 2011 board has had some gems lately!

I don't know if it's becuase they are all due soon and the hormones are racing but there have been alot of good interesting posts lately

I hope that's the only reason why....

ashnsean · May 2011

I am so glad you posted this!! I literally laughed out loud at the replies.

katgracenugget · May 2011

Hilarious! And her SO sounds like a gem too

vtcnicely · May 2011

I guess I will add "I will never call my unborn child a b*tch" to our never say never post...

jaminjeff · May 2011

I'll admit I do lurk on the BMB and right now I've been on the May board because I like to see the new birth stories and pictures of the newborns. Next month I'll move onto the June board.

Honeydewchestnut · May 2011

I love a good flaming.

BachBaby · May 2011

I think she is making up the phone thing to get pitty. My husband is deployed and he will "be there for the birth" with Skype. Granted by time I give birth it will be slow over there but still. I'm sure her husband will be able to be there.