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August 2011 Moms
rowanleaves
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Weird/best baby comparisons
rowanleaves
member
Ok, since I'm bored:
What's the weirdest bump/baby/pregnancy comparison you have made or heard of?
My own:
This baby feel like a cinder block in a dryer right now.
My bump feels like a tumor that moves.
My hips are going to come unjointed and I will fall over like a cow.
Heard this:
Being pregnant is like having a 20 lbs bag of gravel in your stomach that moves.
Got any good ones?
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Re: Weird/best baby comparisons
I have gotten a few...
From a good friend...
Its like the movie alien but only you want the baby in there...
From my Hubby:
I had a dream last night that she pushed her face so hard through your stomach your skin turned clear and I could see her face... Please don't let that happen..
From one of my best guy friends:
Pregnancy, its creepy, but cool, but still really really creepy... I am so glad I am gay and I can just get the baby after it comes out!
Me:
I am so glad I am not having a litter of kittens because I would never sleep with all the movement!
Not all mine are comparisons just things people have said...
My brother (who is 7 years younger then me) when he first found out I KU said I dont know what to do with a baby is like a dog...Really?! lol (I think he was sorta kidding)
A girl at work- does it make you feel like you have to poop all the time with your stomach always being so full.
Me --Baby daddy has a BIG nose I had a dream that when I went to get my u/s all you could see was nose! (I told tech this at u/s she said it was to early to know how big the nose will be yet...WHAT!?) haha