The Topper

Soyager · May 2011

After spending all day literally nursing a sick little bear, then spending two hours switch nursing until B finally passed out, DH looks at me and I thought he was going to say something like, "Wow. You're amazing," or "It's crazy how much milk your body can produce!" or "Thanks for putting him to sleep," or "You rock," or "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."

Instead, he says, "Your boobs look like flapjacks."

Thanks.

daenikoffre · May 2011

If he's still living, you are a saint.

mrs.a.butler · May 2011

Soyager:
After spending all day literally nursing a sick little bear, then spending two hours switch nursing until B finally passed out, DH looks at me and I thought he was going to say something like, "Wow. You're amazing," or "It's crazy how much milk your body can produce!" or "Thanks for putting him to sleep," or "You rock," or "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."
Instead, he says, "Your boobs look like flapjacks."
Thanks.

...I'm really sorry but I literally lol. :P

triumphantreturnofplanningbug · May 2011

Indifferent

Then again, M made the comment the other day that he isn't looking forward to weaning because my boobs will probably go from grapes to sad little raisins. So perhaps there is a Stupid Man Flu going around the country.

MeggyJ · May 2011

Is he alive? If it helps my DH says dumb things like that all the time. Example. He told me this pregnancy my hips "are really filling out nicely"

mrs.a.butler · May 2011

Maybe this is the reason that DH is so excited about me getting a reduction...since it will include a lift as well.

Soyager · May 2011

The follow-up:

H: "It's amazing how you--..."

Me: "Don't even try to go back on what you said earlier."

H: "No, really, it's amazing how the body--"

Me: "You can't make up for what you said."

H:(with sincerity) "It's amazing how the body changes. Really. They're like water balloons..."

So, that's my life right now.

sophabelle · May 2011

daenikoffre:
If he's still living, you are a saint.

this! lol. dh would have been half way to next tuesday if he'd said that to me!

triumphantreturnofplanningbug · May 2011

Soyager:
The follow-up:
H: "It's amazing how you--..."
Me: "Don't even try to go back on what you said earlier."
H: "No, really, it's amazing how the body--"
Me: "You can't make up for what you said."
H:(with sincerity) "It's amazing how the body changes. Really. They're like water balloons..."

So, that's my life right now.

Fail.

papagena · May 2011

mrs.a.butler:
...I'm really sorry but I literally lol. :P

I did, too... but yes, he deserves to DIE!!!!!! *chuckle* I didn't just crack a smile... really... *straight face*

papagena · May 2011

Soyager:
The follow-up:
H: "It's amazing how you--..."
Me: "Don't even try to go back on what you said earlier."
H: "No, really, it's amazing how the body--"
Me: "You can't make up for what you said."
H:(with sincerity) "It's amazing how the body changes. Really. They're like water balloons..."

So, that's my life right now.

I love you a little more for this story.