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Is your vagina cute enough after giving birth for DH to enjoy oral?

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  • MaddimomMaddimom
    Glad she didn't pip a before and after pic!!! 
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  • ~Lynchie~~Lynchie~ member
    cheeseburger vagina??    And how does she know she has a cute vag now?  Is she off compairing vaginas with other women, and polling men to see who has the cutest? 
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    P.S. She's spending way too much time worried about her vagina when she should be worried about her stomach, hips, thighs, ass, and boobs!
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  • ohyeahdollfaceohyeahdollface member

    I so needed a giggle today!

    I am super curious as to what a "cheeseburger vaginia" is, but it scares me to google it.. 

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  • ohyeahdollfaceohyeahdollface member

    image~Lynchie~:
    P.S. She's spending way too much time worried about her vagina when she should be worried about her stomach, hips, thighs, ass, and boobs!

     This is exactly what I was thinking! Not until reading this post did I wonder if my lady parts would be altered by pushing out this little one. I have been wondering if my boobs, thighs, and tush will go back down to the size they were!

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  • LauraLynneCLauraLynneC member
    Like ANY man is going to turn down a naked vajayjay.  Seriously.  When was the last time you heard of a man looking at a naked woman and turning *anything* down. 
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    ROFLMAO over "cabbage crotch"
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  • MrsH_08MrsH_08

    I made it through 2 pages and that was hilarious!  I'm wondering about cheeseburger, too.

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    "It will look a little bit different, especially if you have a tear, you'll end up with a small scar, but it will definitely be prettier than the cabbage crotch you have while you're pregnant and it will never be as ugly as balls.  So, all in all, I think you can still make a strong argument for a little post-partum oral.

    In a related note, do we think men do oral with their eyes open?  I can barely get DH to do it with his mouth open." 

     

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  • KNemoKNemo member
    And what if her DH sees her pooping on the delivery table during labor? He may never want to look at her again!
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  • IdahoGirlIdahoGirl

    Heeee-larious post...but fwiw, before I had Madelyn I had a friend talk about her labia "flaps" and how horrific it was after giving birth.

    And the thought did cross my mind...holy crap, not only am I never going to have a flat stomach, but now I'm going to have a flappy vagina?  Great.

    And I won't lie that I'm glad my friend was grossly overstating things. Embarrassed

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    image~Lynchie~:
    P.S. She's spending way too much time worried about her vagina when she should be worried about her stomach, hips, thighs, ass, and boobs!

    This!! That post is hilarious

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  • Seattle_JiLLnSeattle_JiLLn
    I've really never considered that a "cute" part. And I'm curious how being a virgin made hers cuter? She also said she hadn't gotten to use it much??
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  • Mysticblossom21Mysticblossom21 member

    Just when you think it doesn't get any better, the women on the bump never fail to impress. I have no idea what a cheeseburger vag is. It almost makes me wonder if she was sheltered. I was not a "pure" :P bride, so I was a little confused as to how that makes her vag cuter...

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  • dawnies79dawnies79

    imageKNemo:
    And what if her DH sees her pooping on the delivery table during labor? He may never want to look at her again!

    You crack me up!

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  • dawnies79dawnies79
    The OP sounds young to me...very young.
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  • Seattle_JiLLnSeattle_JiLLn

    imagedawnies79:
    The OP sounds young to me...very young.

    Virgin and said she hadn't had much time to use her cute vag yet... I'm guessing oops in high school.  :) 

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