The cheeseburger vagina post got way better. NFT

bancbev · May 2011

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DrBeepersWife · May 2011

linky?

bancbev · May 2011

This is my fav response:

wow! I just want to say that i really appreciate the women on here who have a sense of humor and have answered honestly aswell. I like to ask the questions people are thinking and don't want to ask. Instead of the 30th is shrimp okay to eat post. Cheeseburger vagina is not a term i made up. but it is hilarious. and for the record every day i stare at my vagina and say mirror mirror on the wall who has the most pretty vagina of them all lol. and if there was an america's top vagina i would go on it lol. Of course i only care about the baby. and if it meant i couldnt use my vagina ever again. i'd totally do it. but damn it would be a perfect waste of vagina. and once again ladies, i'm sure that sexually experienced vagina is glorious... i never said it wasn't, go on with your knowledgable vaginas, Perhaps you're vagina could give my vagina some advice. Sorry that I care. but people pay over 100 for a really good hair cut (not on the vagina). So why should i not care about my v. They are important too. I just want to invite all the women on here to feel better about there vaginas. all shapes and sizes, beautiful or ugly. because if you don't love your vagina who will. please. just think on that. I'm going to write a book. To love your vagina is to love yourself. oh and Considering our child will make it to me safely through there I will proudly wear my vagina scars. but.. still can a sista get a heads up. im just sayin. lol

caffinated_tulip · May 2011

ValentineBB · May 2011

Dude.

So, would that be her Vagina Monologue?

Beabs · May 2011

That is awesome. BUT I hate when people use "vagina" to reference the whole area - labia, clitoirs, etc.

caffinated_tulip · May 2011

Beabs:
That is awesome. BUT I hate when people use "vagina" to reference the whole area - labia, clitoirs, etc.

How else would you refer to it? Vagina is a much tighter phrase than "my female genital area"

MrsRustyGriswold · May 2011

caffinated_tulip:
Beabs:

That is awesome. BUT I hate when people use "vagina" to reference the whole area - labia, clitoirs, etc.

How else would you refer to it? Vagina is a much tighter phrase than "my female genital area"

This. I am a stickler for accuracy, but efficiency sometimes trumps.

Oh, and ROFL at "tighter phrase" in the context of this discussion!

fabbate13 · May 2011

caffinated_tulip:
Beabs:
That is awesome. BUT I hate when people use "vagina" to reference the whole area - labia, clitoirs, etc.
How else would you refer to it? Vagina is a much tighter phrase than "my female genital area"

Ooh! a chance to use my new word. You could call it a PoonShed!

MrsRustyGriswold · May 2011

fabbate13:
caffinated_tulip:
Beabs:

That is awesome. BUT I hate when people use "vagina" to reference the whole area - labia, clitoirs, etc.

How else would you refer to it? Vagina is a much tighter phrase than "my female genital area"

Ooh! a chance to use my new word. You could call it a PoonShed!

Oh, yes!

Beabs · May 2011

MrsRustyGriswold:
fabbate13:
caffinated_tulip:
Beabs:

That is awesome. BUT I hate when people use "vagina" to reference the whole area - labia, clitoirs, etc.

How else would you refer to it? Vagina is a much tighter phrase than "my female genital area"

Ooh! a chance to use my new word. You could call it a PoonShed!

Oh, yes!

I'm good with PoonShed

MrsVonKikabee · May 2011

This entire thread is cracking my sh!t up. "Poon shed" HAHAHAHAHAH

joanithegreat · May 2011

fabbate13:
caffinated_tulip:
Beabs:

That is awesome. BUT I hate when people use "vagina" to reference the whole area - labia, clitoirs, etc.

How else would you refer to it? Vagina is a much tighter phrase than "my female genital area"

Ooh! a chance to use my new word. You could call it a PoonShed!

LMAO!!! I'm going to run this term by DH tonight and see what he thinks.

caffinated_tulip · May 2011

Poonshed works for me. Yes

So, in a sentence:

I worry about what my poonshed is going to look like after I give birth; I fear that it will look a bit like a grenade went off at a deli counter.

iteachk · May 2011

caffinated_tulip:
Beabs:

That is awesome. BUT I hate when people use "vagina" to reference the whole area - labia, clitoirs, etc.

How else would you refer to it? Vagina is a much tighter phrase than "my female genital area"

I was just thinking that this whole thing is even funnier b/c, technically, she's not referring to her vagina at all. LMAO.

PubStar09 · May 2011

WHat the heck thread are you guys talking about?

fabbate13 · May 2011

caffinated_tulip:
Poonshed works for me.
So, in a sentence:
I worry about what my poonshed is going to look like after I give birth; I fear that it will look a bit like a grenade went off at a deli counter.

Upon discovering the word, it's been super easy to work in to sentences. So yes, your sentence is perfect.

I'm also replacing throat punch with, kicks to the poonshed.

BoopADoopBetty · May 2011

bancbev:

This is my fav response:

wow! I just want to say that i really appreciate the women on here who have a sense of humor and have answered honestly aswell. I like to ask the questions people are thinking and don't want to ask. Instead of the 30th is shrimp okay to eat post. Cheeseburger vagina is not a term i made up. but it is hilarious. and for the record every day i stare at my vagina and say mirror mirror on the wall who has the most pretty vagina of them all lol. and if there was an america's top vagina i would go on it lol. Of course i only care about the baby. and if it meant i couldnt use my vagina ever again. i'd totally do it. but damn it would be a perfect waste of vagina. and once again ladies, i'm sure that sexually experienced vagina is glorious... i never said it wasn't, go on with your knowledgable vaginas, Perhaps you're vagina could give my vagina some advice. Sorry that I care. but people pay over 100 for a really good hair cut (not on the vagina). So why should i not care about my v. They are important too. I just want to invite all the women on here to feel better about there vaginas. all shapes and sizes, beautiful or ugly. because if you don't love your vagina who will. please. just think on that. I'm going to write a book. To love your vagina is to love yourself. oh and Considering our child will make it to me safely through there I will proudly wear my vagina scars. but.. still can a sista get a heads up. im just sayin. lol

I feel like we should get together a ton of singers to have a specific song for poonshed awareness so more women love and accept how beautiful each and every poonshed is.

pinkflipflops44 · May 2011

I am slightly confused by her last comment.. "will i get a new vagina before im used to the old one?"

mammcg88 · May 2011

pinkflipflops44:
I am slightly confused by her last comment.. "will i get a new vagina before im used to the old one?"

I was just questioning what that meant too...

UK2ME · May 2011

joanithegreat:
fabbate13:
caffinated_tulip:
Beabs:

That is awesome. BUT I hate when people use "vagina" to reference the whole area - labia, clitoirs, etc.
How else would you refer to it? Vagina is a much tighter phrase than "my female genital area"
Ooh! a chance to use my new word. You could call it a PoonShed!
LMAO!!! I'm going to run this term by DH tonight and see what he thinks.

I laughed so loudly I had to justify myself to DH, who was absolutely mortified by the word "PoonShed" and turned bright red and stammered a bit.

Of course, I will therefore be using it as my euphemism of choice from this point henceforth. Wink

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