f/u to creepy neighbour peeing on my lawn

beccs98 · May 2011

Yes! There's a follow-up!

I've basically been avoiding him since it happened (he waves from his passing car and I look away.) He says hello and I say hi quickly and look away. No chatting.

Today he came over when I was outside and apologized! He was super vague and I still don't know why he did it. He said his (elderly) mother has an issue with the bathroom? And I guess that meant she was in there?

Still doesn't explain why he didn't just pee on his own lawn, but whatever.

He also said he had never done it before. Which is good to know.

J+MS · May 2011

I opened this expecting you to announce that you shiit on his lawn in retaliation. I am leaving disappointed.

mamaregan · May 2011

hahahaha I didn't see the original story but this made my day. And people in my neighborhood get mad if my DOG pees on their lawn, I couldn't imagine if I popped a squat...

Summadaze · May 2011

J+MS:
I opened this expecting you to announce that you shiit on his lawn in retaliation. I am leaving disappointed.

THIS.

HappyDaze12 · May 2011

In the words of Donovan: "Awkwaaaaaaaard"

write2nicole · May 2011

Honestly, Beccs, this is way creepier. Way. Creepier.

Do you believe it's the first/only time?

And his mom has an issue with the bathroom? What does that even mean?

SimoneSays22 · May 2011

I'm sure that was a wonderfully awkward conversation.

SpartanChick88 · May 2011

I still vote for spraying him with a squirt bottle...

fotobird · May 2011

Thanks neighbor for making an awkward relationship even more uncomfortable! I guess at least you know he won't strike again?....

fotobird · May 2011

And, all dignity aside, you should have shiit in his yard, confronting him awkwardly and said, "it's good for fertilization...".

Norcal_chick · May 2011

Sorry, I must have missed the OP but WTF???????? I can't even imagine! Nice of him to apologize I guess but........ still WTF?

sodelish · May 2011

Wow. Totally awkward.

Did you give him a hug for being so open and honest?

Kate621 · May 2011

He lives with his mom? This story just keep getting better.

sillypit · May 2011

beccs98:
Yes! There's a follow-up!
I've basically been avoiding him since it happened (he waves from his passing car and I look away.) He says hello and I say hi quickly and look away. No chatting.
Today he came over when I was outside and apologized! He was super vague and I still don't know why he did it. He said his (elderly) mother has an issue with the bathroom? And I guess that meant she was in there?
Still doesn't explain why he didn't just pee on his own lawn, but whatever.
He also said he had never done it before. Which is good to know.

He didn't want to kill his own lawn with his off pH pee.

Sweeti7307 · May 2011

J+MS:
I opened this expecting you to announce that you shiit on his lawn in retaliation. I am leaving disappointed.

Yes you should totally do this. Do it do it do it!

LW2410 · May 2011

Kredd88:
I still vote for spraying him with a squirt bottle...

Or the hose

Bailey81 · May 2011

How delightfully awkward that must have been for both of you.

beccs98 · May 2011

So many wonderful responses.

1) It was incredibly awkward. And poor Charlie witnessed the whole thing from his stroller. Poor kid.

2) Yes, he lives with his mother. He's... I'd guess 55? 60? And his mom is almost 90. And has dementia. And bad hearing. So he shouts when he talks to her.

3) I'm sorry to disappoint you J+MS (and others) for not sh!tting on his lawn. I really just couldn't find the time to drop the kids off at the... lawn.

LittleGus · May 2011

I say what the eff to all of this. Seriously, what the eff. So many things wrong here. Where I live he could have ended up on the sex offender list for peeing in a yard. During the day. When the home occupant was home. Watching.

What the eff to it all, Beccs. At least he apologized? I think?

beccs98 · May 2011

LittleGus:
I say what the eff to all of this. Seriously, what the eff. So many things wrong here. Where I live he could have ended up on the sex offender list for peeing in a yard. During the day. When the home occupant was home. Watching.

What the eff to it all, Beccs. At least he apologized? I think?

I know... I know. Afterward I was like "wait, I'm actually happy my neighbour apologized? For peeing in my yard?" So bizarre. But at least I don't have to awkwardly snub him now? Now I just have to go back being annoyed by him/generally creeped out by him.

LittleGus · May 2011

beccs98:
LittleGus:
I say what the eff to all of this. Seriously, what the eff. So many things wrong here. Where I live he could have ended up on the sex offender list for peeing in a yard. During the day. When the home occupant was home. Watching.

What the eff to it all, Beccs. At least he apologized? I think?
I know... I know. Afterward I was like "wait, I'm actually happy my neighbour apologized? For peeing in my yard?" So bizarre. But at least I don't have to awkwardly snub him now? Now I just have to go back being annoyed by him/generally creeped out by him.

I just asked DH if he'd confront our neighbor if he peed in our yard, and he said something along the lines of no way, b.c if he's crazy enough to pee in our yard theres no telling what else he might do if confronted. The man makes a point

You did the right thing. This makes me laugh though. People are strange.

beccs98 · May 2011

LittleGus:
I just asked DH if he'd confront our neighbor if he peed in our yard, and he said something along the lines of no way, b.c if he's crazy enough to pee in our yard theres no telling what else he might do if confronted. The man makes a point

You did the right thing. This makes me laugh though. People are strange.

That's exactly what my H said when I called him at work and told him it happened! (I think I said that in the original post.) He's like "I'm scared he'll do something even worse next if I call him on it!"

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