Not on PURPOSE! But still. For fuuuck's sake. I give up. Professionally cleaned this morning ... dog poo on my shoe unbeknownst to me this evening.
Wheee!

"When it comes to sleeping, whatever your baby does is normal. If one thing has damaged parents enjoyment of their babies, it's rigid expectations about how and when the baby should sleep." ~ James McKenna, Ph.D., Mother Baby Behavioral Sleep Center, University of Notre Dame

Re: And I walked on my cleaned carpets with dog poo on my shoe.
aww man, that sucks! I've got the same luck, the same thing would happen to me.
honey it's just not your night
I'm sorry! crawl into bed and don't come out till morning!!
Sorry!!
LO #1 - 1 unmedicated/self-monitored IUI w/ donor sperm.
LO #2 - 1 m/c, 2 BFNs, 4th IUI worked (unmedicated/self-monitored with new donor sperm).
Life is beautiful!