I heard the news that Osama bin Laden was dead, and my very first thought? "I bet he's been dead for like 3 years and they've had him in a freezer in a top secret bunker somewhere." Apparently I'm a conspiracy theorist and didn't realize it. And yes I know this is totally ridiculous.
That said, of course I believe the moon landing was real and roll my eyes at people who think Paul McCartney died in the 60's. Although I do think there was a second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Re: I am a total conspiracy theorist
Haha, my boss came in this morning and proceeded to talk to me about how he's convinced that Osama is NOT dead and they're "questioning him in some remote location" so that they can "find the other bastards" as he put it... I think he gave me a good 20-minute version of why he is right (he aaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllways talks about how he "used to work in defense" blah blah).
So you're not the only one
LOL awesome