Possibly two of the most embarrassing things happened this week...
First, we were eating dinner with my husbands entire family and my SIL's DS come up to me and pointed at my side (my shirt had ridden up while playing with my DS on the floor) and said, in front of the whole family... "whats wrong with your tummy... it lookes like you scratched it!" Thanks stretch marks!!!!!!!!!!
Next... DH and I were, umm... being intimate... which has only happened a few times since DS was born and I leaked ALL over him. I felt like such a cow (literally!), I almost died! Poor DH struggled between looking disgusted and trying to act like it wasn't a big deal (for my sake). Wonderful!!!
Re: Come on in for a good laugh... (warning possibly TMI!)
One of my friends DH thought it was such a turn on that she was lactating... My DH didn't (and I didn't either) and I accidentally squirted him with milk at least once or twice after I had my DD.
He would pretend not to notice and I just started keeping my top on during sex.