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July 2011 Moms
Worst FB status update ever
"Okay get this... I went to sleep last nite at 2 am... I woke up at 330 cold and wet... I look down to see me covered in piss... Surprise, I dint piss the bed, but instead someone else pissed my bed while I was sleeping in it... Gotta love college lol"
I'm pretty sure even if in some alternate universe this happened to me, that I wouldn't advertise it on FB
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Re: Worst FB status update ever
I miss living in the dorms.
I had a friend whose BF would always get wasted and wet the bed while they were sleeping.?
Oh he sounds like a keeper
Ummmm....no words.
However, I have a slightly similar story. When I was living in the sorority house in college, we had a "pee-er". For those who don't know a "pee-er", a "pee-er" is a persona, who, when they get drunk tend to mistake common household items for toliets.
Anyways, around 2a one morning, I woke up to some sounds in my room. Out of the corner of my eye, I see the "pee-er" pulling down her pants and sitting on my desk chair. I never thought I could move so fast while half asleep. I yelled "noooooo!", leaping across the room and pushing her off my chair.
I told her about the incident the next morning. She was mortified.
This was before the days of facebook/myspace/social networking, so no opportunity for me to post said story on my wall.
BFP #3 via cancelled IUI ~ C (2lb 3oz; HELLP) 5/16/11
BFP #4 via the natural (free!) way ~ E (8lb 11oz) 9/13/12