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What's the most naked you've ever been in public?
I don't mean like sex in a public place where no one saw...I mean you got hammered at Mardi Gras and flashed your boobs or were so drunk your skirt was up around your waist. I want stories!!
Probably because as many times as I've been crazy drunk, as many crazy/stupid/occasionally slvtty things I've done while drinking, I'm still not one to show skin. I have never ever flashed my boobs or shown any parts in public.
I have DTD in semi-public places when we were alone, but nothing where anyone ever saw.
You?
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Re: What's the most naked you've ever been in public?
I am not one to flash. I think I have always saved the nakedness for behind closed doors.
In my younger single crazy drunken college days I went to Apple River which is a huge river kids get hammered and party on in tubes and bared all.
Yes, very embarassing but it's amazing how brave Captain Morgan makes ya.
More people seen my hoo-hah than I can count on my fingers and toes.
Shame on me.
Ditto. And I grew up outside of New Orleans and went to Mardi Gras every year and I've never had to show the girls. I'm just good like that.
I ran through the courtyard of my apartment complex nekkid as the day I was born once.
It almost doesn't count as public, because it was like 3AM, but the guys I was playing truth or dare with all saw me.
Married 11/24/07
Camille Rae 8/21/10
Thea Grace's EDD 5/22/14
I was dressed like a biker chick for Halloween one year and wore assless chaps with boyshorts underneath. We got so wasted that my friend ripped a hole in the boyshorts so my arse was hanging out, if I bent over you could see the kitty.
Let's just say my pre baby boobs were amazing and made regular cameos around town.
I also once went to a underwear dance party.
Hmmm, I miss not having stretch marks and 30 extra pounds.
Me-ow!
Married: 5/12/07
DD: 7/28/10
TTC#2: 10/2014
I've flashed for beads many a mardi gras. In my very drunken college days I was all about showing my azz as well.
This story makes me want to vom, but me and 2 girlfriends took a road trip from Tahoe in our early 20's. On the (long) drive home we entertained ourselves by inconspicuously flashing the cars that we passed. So, basically took off our shirts and looked ahead as though everything was normal in the car. People would literally do double/triple takes. It was ridiculous. It was hilarious and fun until this nasty dude pulls up beside us, shows us he's whacking off to a porn and to us (at that time it was my girlfriend with her shirt off so at least he wasn't whacking it to me), and wouldn't stop tailing us/pulling up along side us. SO disturbing and nasty! We stopped playing after that.
This is me too. Though in high school I modeled at the local mall and one time we modeled bikinis. You know, you feel a lot more naked when you are in a swimsuit and everyone else is fully clothed.
I love this story!
That is terrifying. Sounds like the plot to one of those scary movies.
Ah, to be young and dumb again.
btw- I'm not calling you dumb, I think that may be how that came across. I definitely did a handful of really dumb things between 18-22!
Married 11/24/07
Camille Rae 8/21/10
Thea Grace's EDD 5/22/14
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BIITCHSLAP! Just kidding. Don't worry, I didn't take it that way. I was the epitome of young and dumb. And, it was fun!
The most naked I have ever been was at a bar one night in college. It was when plunging necklines were in so I wore a black top that had the J-Lo style neckline that dipped down to my belly button (like a super low low cowl neck). I wore that, sans bra. I also had not discovered double sided tape or pasties.
Pretty sure my boobs were seen by many in the bar that night.
After I got my nipple pierced, I showed all my friends. Like.. not secretively either. I'd just lift up my shirt. I don't know what was wrong with me.
Also, I've been to a topless/nude beach (in Greece) and lay out with no top on the whole time I was there.
STORY TIME! I had this one Italian guy come up to me and sat beside my beach chair and just started chatting. All normal like. I know for him it was no big thing since nude beaches are pretty common there. But the whole time he was talking to me I was thinking "Dude, your face is like.. ON my areola right now."
True that!
Married 11/24/07
Camille Rae 8/21/10
Thea Grace's EDD 5/22/14
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I have been skinny dipping in a lake, at a public campground. It was at night though. :hangs head in shame:
Back in the day (age 21 or so) I was a scandalous bar-fly, and I had a nice body. I did the mardi-gras thing one night, and flashed my boobies all over the place.
My Halloween costumes tended to be a little revealing, too. One year, my friends and I were Victoria's Secret Angels, and we literally wore bra, panties, and wings to a dance club. Oh, to have that body again! LOL
A little less than a year before DD was conceived, SO and I got drunk at a bar (like falling down drunk, I'm pretty sure there are pics tagged of me face down in some bushes on FB - klassy!) and decided it was a good idea to make out on the side of the road (on that strip of grass between the road and sidewalk). My shirt was off and I was straddling SO as cars whizzed by. We came to our senses that we probably couldn't get it on right there, so we might as well walk the 5 blocks back home.
I also skinny dipped with SO at his friend's cabin the same night that I met that group of friends. What a klassy way to introduce myself! I thought that I was just having fun with SO and I didn't really care about what his friends thought. Little did I know we would fall in luuurrve and have a baby! I was pretty much at my peak of hotness at the time and had a great body, so perhaps those friends remember me with that body, not the mess I'm left with now!
This and the rare occasion when the bikini top did not want to cooperate in front of a crowd. Or should I say it cooperated for the crowd?