Love: 8/2000 | Marriage: 7/2005 | Baby makes three: 3/28/2007 | And one more makes...SIX?
Steal my kids picture or pretend they are yours, I will find where you live and ship all of their dirty diapers to your doorstep. Promise.
Are you getting some ideas for your next maternity session?
Obviously! "No words" is exactly the look I'm going for with each and every shoot...
hmm.. Maybe I should do this! Do you think it would look as cute if the model was about 10 inches shorter, pale, and her belly stuck out about 2 feet further and was covered in stretch marks???
Are you getting some ideas for your next maternity session?
Obviously! "No words" is exactly the look I'm going for with each and every shoot...
hmm.. Maybe I should do this! Do you think it would look as cute if the model was about 10 inches shorter, pale, and her belly stuck out about 2 feet further and was covered in stretch marks???
Hellz to the yes! I feel like it would 1000% better that way. You should probably be holding a PBR in one hand and a bottle of Jack in the other. Super adorable!
Are you getting some ideas for your next maternity session?
Obviously! "No words" is exactly the look I'm going for with each and every shoot...
hmm.. Maybe I should do this! Do you think it would look as cute if the model was about 10 inches shorter, pale, and her belly stuck out about 2 feet further and was covered in stretch marks???
Hellz to the yes! I feel like it would 1000% better that way. You should probably be holding a PBR in one hand and a bottle of Jack in the other. Super adorable!
Can I also have curlers in my hair and a cigarette hanging out of my mouth?
Are you getting some ideas for your next maternity session?
Obviously! "No words" is exactly the look I'm going for with each and every shoot...
hmm.. Maybe I should do this! Do you think it would look as cute if the model was about 10 inches shorter, pale, and her belly stuck out about 2 feet further and was covered in stretch marks???
Hellz to the yes! I feel like it would 1000% better that way. You should probably be holding a PBR in one hand and a bottle of Jack in the other. Super adorable!
Can I also have curlers in my hair and a cigarette hanging out of my mouth?
Only if you add a shower cap over the curlers and mascara running down your face. I can see it now...gorgeous.
Are you getting some ideas for your next maternity session?
Obviously! "No words" is exactly the look I'm going for with each and every shoot...
hmm.. Maybe I should do this! Do you think it would look as cute if the model was about 10 inches shorter, pale, and her belly stuck out about 2 feet further and was covered in stretch marks???
Hellz to the yes! I feel like it would 1000% better that way. You should probably be holding a PBR in one hand and a bottle of Jack in the other. Super adorable!
Can I also have curlers in my hair and a cigarette hanging out of my mouth?
Only if you add a shower cap over the curlers and mascara running down your face. I can see it now...gorgeous.
Yes!! And maybe Holden can be shirtless in the background, sitting in the dirt and chewing on a shoe!
Are you getting some ideas for your next maternity session?
Obviously! "No words" is exactly the look I'm going for with each and every shoot...
hmm.. Maybe I should do this! Do you think it would look as cute if the model was about 10 inches shorter, pale, and her belly stuck out about 2 feet further and was covered in stretch marks???
Hellz to the yes! I feel like it would 1000% better that way. You should probably be holding a PBR in one hand and a bottle of Jack in the other. Super adorable!
Can I also have curlers in my hair and a cigarette hanging out of my mouth?
Only if you add a shower cap over the curlers and mascara running down your face. I can see it now...gorgeous.
Yes!! And maybe Holden can be shirtless in the background, sitting in the dirt and chewing on a shoe!
LOLOLOL!! That one got me. I'm cracking up over here. You win!
Are you getting some ideas for your next maternity session?
Obviously! "No words" is exactly the look I'm going for with each and every shoot...
hmm.. Maybe I should do this! Do you think it would look as cute if the model was about 10 inches shorter, pale, and her belly stuck out about 2 feet further and was covered in stretch marks???
Hellz to the yes! I feel like it would 1000% better that way. You should probably be holding a PBR in one hand and a bottle of Jack in the other. Super adorable!
Can I also have curlers in my hair and a cigarette hanging out of my mouth?
Only if you add a shower cap over the curlers and mascara running down your face. I can see it now...gorgeous.
Yes!! And maybe Holden can be shirtless in the background, sitting in the dirt and chewing on a shoe!
LOLOLOL!! That one got me. I'm cracking up over here. You win!
I cant take full credit, when we first moved into this house I was out front one day when the white trash family who lived down the street came walking by, and their 5 year old son was shirtless, covered in dirt, and chewing on a shoe...
Re: uh... wtf?
Oh there is more!
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind.
Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
Actually, I was doing a google search for "tacky photos". I'd say this qualifies.
Bio & Blog | The Chic Bambino | Bumps & Babies Fair
Steal my kids picture or pretend they are yours, I will find where you live and ship all of their dirty diapers to your doorstep. Promise.
Are you getting some ideas for your next maternity session?
Bio & Blog | The Chic Bambino | Bumps & Babies Fair
Obviously! "No words" is exactly the look I'm going for with each and every shoot...
hmm.. Maybe I should do this! Do you think it would look as cute if the model was about 10 inches shorter, pale, and her belly stuck out about 2 feet further and was covered in stretch marks???
Hellz to the yes! I feel like it would 1000% better that way. You should probably be holding a PBR in one hand and a bottle of Jack in the other. Super adorable!
Can I also have curlers in my hair and a cigarette hanging out of my mouth?
Only if you add a shower cap over the curlers and mascara running down your face. I can see it now...gorgeous.
Yes!! And maybe Holden can be shirtless in the background, sitting in the dirt and chewing on a shoe!
LOLOLOL!! That one got me. I'm cracking up over here. You win!
I cant take full credit, when we first moved into this house I was out front one day when the white trash family who lived down the street came walking by, and their 5 year old son was shirtless, covered in dirt, and chewing on a shoe...