Post your facebook, hospital & other name horrors here

starlight8323 · April 2011

Per this thread, we're hoping to condense a lot of the "gawker" threads into one! We thought this would make them more fun to browse and the board an easier read. We'll start a new thread every day to keep the list fresh.

Anyone is welcome to add to the post--local hospital names, the awful name you over heard at the park, Facebook horrors, and anything else that might give us a good chuckle! Feel free to comment, too.

Y5fed30 · April 2011

Battle

Maddeix (odd spelling of Maddox)

Nikki1007 · April 2011

My sister works in post partum/nursery at a hospital. She gets some good ones. The latest was Gryphyn.

jolynn326 · April 2011

Sib set Loghan and Reaghan (both girls)

LaComtesse · April 2011

I used to work with a woman who named her son Blaze.

Rolamarie · April 2011

Saw an Addylee yesterday

cogbot · April 2011

Teighlor = Taylor

Skibunny07 · April 2011

I'm not sure if this one was a joke or not but I just saw one over on one of the tri boards that was Breahna Aharon (girl).. I"m really hoping its a joke

CocoBrynne · April 2011

Brothers:

Rogue and Gunnar

Conniebird · April 2011

I think I may have already posted this but here goes

Girl I went to HS with named her son Lebron James.

I'm guessing they're basketball fans

Loganswife · April 2011

Recently I have seen:

Dalus(b)-Dallas

Riylend(b)- Ryland

Tallyn(g)-Talon, which I don't mind on a boy

Kamyle(g)-Camille

Mahryn(g)- Maren

brookelynpaisley · April 2011

This morning I have:

Kiylah Louise

Mariyah Jordan

Traigh Anna

Haven Felix (boy)

Jayce Koden

Kayden Raynes

Makenzyee Selene

And - odd - Brian Charles II, but dad is Thomas. Not sure how that works.

JuneMagnolia · April 2011

friend on fb is naming her daughter Maddalee. Barf.

Cissi64 · April 2011

brookelynpaisley:

This morning I have:

Kiylah Louise

Mariyah Jordan

Traigh Anna

Haven Felix (boy)

Jayce Koden

Kayden Raynes

Makenzyee Selene

And - odd - Brian Charles II, but dad is Thomas. Not sure how that works.

I can't even begin to pronounce this...Trey?...but for a girl? Ugh! Brian Charles II may be named after a grandfather or uncle (hence , it can't be "junior").

SarahPLiz · April 2011

brookelynpaisley:
This morning I have:
Kiylah Louise
Mariyah Jordan
Traigh Anna
Haven Felix (boy)
Jayce Koden
Kayden Raynes
Makenzyee Selene

And - odd - Brian Charles II, but dad is Thomas. Not sure how that works.

Brian Charles could be grandpa, hence the "II" instead of Jr.

Matildasun · April 2011

Edited since I was the third person to post the same thing. I had to look it up to make sure I was correct, so others posted in the mean time. Sorry.

turtlewifey · April 2011

Avry. It's a boy.

Michellie7 · April 2011

Madisyn and Natalee

rowanleaves · April 2011

I knew a family that went fire themed....The dad was Smokey, and the daughters were Ember and Flame. Too much for me, thats for sure!!!

thatjessie · April 2011

rowanleaves:
I knew a family that went fire themed....The dad was Smokey, and the daughters were Ember and Flame. Too much for me, thats for sure!!!

Themes are only ok for scrapbooks and room decor.

saham07 · April 2011

I already posted this a while back but it is SO good!

Jaqsyn = Jackson

frasey · April 2011

friends of friends named their kid Cage. *yak*

gogoamy · April 2011

Ahnesty (girl)

funkymonkeyohyeahhh · April 2011

I posted this in the "bad names you've heard lately" thread from last night, but it was pretty dead by the time I came across it.

A girl told me her daughter's name is Mayyllin. It was over the internet so I definitely know it's spelled that way. Why TWO y's and l's?!

ETA: Also from Facebook: Kindle (normally Kendall, I guess). I wanted to reply, "Like the e-reader?"

BFab11 · April 2011

gogoamy:
Ahnesty (girl)

As in Honesty? Bad name anyways, then you have to kill the spelling too?

blu-eyedwife · April 2011

Just saw this name in a pleading: Twiligh, weird variant of Twyla or did someone forget the T?

Elsa1984 · April 2011

saw on the news this morning during their showcase of local people with birthdays: Phynix (Phoenix)

SarahPLiz · April 2011

funkymonkeyohyeahhh:
I posted this in the "bad names you've heard lately" thread from last night, but it was pretty dead by the time I came across it.
A girl told me her daughter's name is Mayyllin. It was over the internet so I definitely know it's spelled that way. Why TWO y's and l's?!
ETA: Also from Facebook: Kindle (normally Kendall, I guess). I wanted to reply, "Like the e-reader?"

There is a Bumpie who named her daughter Kindle. I knew of her from TK. I don't know if she's so attached to hers that she thought it was a good name, or she was just so unaware of the popularity of the Amazon e-reader.