Well THAT was pleasant (TMI)

LordValuemart · April 2011

Apparently my fiance hasn't been paying attention the last few days AF has been making her visit. When he got off work, he decided to push me against the wall and cram his hand down my pants, then he felt around, discovered my tampon string, asked "What's this?!" and before I could object he had swiped the tampon right out of my hoo-haw, thanks, dude, just thanks.

mrskelly731 · April 2011

WOW

htuzzi324 · April 2011

I'm not sure if I should laugh, or be really grossed out.

Hyfagal · April 2011

Huh... I'm not sure I'd pull a string coming out of someone.

mommy2alyssa · April 2011

htuzzi324:
I'm not sure if I should laugh, or be really grossed out.

Ditto. I'm going with both. Is he 12? I mean, what else would a string be doing in your undies?

Sarahhhlynn · April 2011

........... i mean?

kgeorge1019 · April 2011

I think I needed a TMI warning or something. Tongue Tied

LordValuemart · April 2011

mommy2alyssa:
htuzzi324:
I'm not sure if I should laugh, or be really grossed out.
Ditto. I'm going with both. Is he 12? I mean, what else would a string be doing in your undies?

I wonder myself sometimes. Gotta say though, it makes life WAY more interesting.

MaximusMomma · April 2011

Men.. ::facepalm::

Hyfagal · April 2011

Remember that time you grossed everyone out by getting your vag string pulled?

LordValuemart · April 2011

Hyfagal:
Remember that time you grossed everyone out by getting your vag string pulled?

Now EVERYONE does!

Also, kgeorge, didn't even think of that :S well it's added now

mommyebert · April 2011

OMG! H would have been smacked!

pomrom · April 2011

i have now idea why but the "don't pull the rope" scene on the doodle bops just popped in my head.

did you smack him? yikes!

Bredins wife · April 2011

That is disgusting. I also want to add, that I still don't have AF, and I am so not looking forward to dealing with tampons. blech.

LordValuemart · April 2011

pomrom:
i have now idea why but the "don't pull the rope" scene on the doodle bops just popped in my head.

did you smack him? yikes!

He got popped upside the head, less for doing it and more for the fact that once he realized what it was he dropped it on the carpet like he was holding a dead rat.

Hyfagal · April 2011

LordValuemart:
pomrom:

i have now idea why but the "don't pull the rope" scene on the doodle bops just popped in my head.

did you smack him? yikes!

He got popped upside the head, less for doing it and more for the fact that once he realized what it was he dropped it on the carpet like he was holding a dead rat.

OMG it just keeps getting better! Keep going. Please say the dog ran by and picked it up.

LordValuemart · April 2011

Hyfagal:
LordValuemart:
pomrom:

i have now idea why but the "don't pull the rope" scene on the doodle bops just popped in my head.

did you smack him? yikes!

He got popped upside the head, less for doing it and more for the fact that once he realized what it was he dropped it on the carpet like he was holding a dead rat.
OMG it just keeps getting better! Keep going. Please say the dog ran by and picked it up.

No, thank god, then I would be freaking the eff out trying to find a vet at 11 at night instead, and that would cut into my bump time.

citycowgirl84 · April 2011

I normally just lurk and post here and there but that made me LOL and I have an awesomely gross story to share since you're speaking of rats.

Growing up we always lived in apartments with apparently good septic systems. I was never told that you don't flush a tampon.
When we put our house on the market we had some drainage issues, toilet not flushing correctly, sinks backing up, etc. So SO's dad comes to help us "snake" out the lines. He's down in the basement working and then he calls for us.
We head down there and there he is holding up an old,blown up tampon by the string and says (totally proud of himself for figuring out the issue): "I know what's been clogging up the drains all this time! It's these MICE!!"

Bless his heart. 5 years later and to this day we haven't told him that the mouse without ears or legs he discovered wasn't quite what he thought

LordValuemart · April 2011

citycowgirl84:

I normally just lurk and post here and there but that made me LOL and I have an awesomely gross story to share since you're speaking of rats.

Growing up we always lived in apartments with apparently good septic systems. I was never told that you don't flush a tampon.
When we put our house on the market we had some drainage issues, toilet not flushing correctly, sinks backing up, etc. So SO's dad comes to help us "snake" out the lines. He's down in the basement working and then he calls for us.
We head down there and there he is holding up an old,blown up tampon by the string and says (totally proud of himself for figuring out the issue): "I know what's been clogging up the drains all this time! It's these MICE!!"

Bless his heart. 5 years later and to this day we haven't told him that the mouse without ears or legs he discovered wasn't quite what he thought

I wouldn't have been able to stop laughing, that's just too hilarious.

citycowgirl84 · April 2011

LordValuemart:
citycowgirl84:

I normally just lurk and post here and there but that made me LOL and I have an awesomely gross story to share since you're speaking of rats.

Growing up we always lived in apartments with apparently good septic systems. I was never told that you don't flush a tampon.
When we put our house on the market we had some drainage issues, toilet not flushing correctly, sinks backing up, etc. So SO's dad comes to help us "snake" out the lines. He's down in the basement working and then he calls for us.
We head down there and there he is holding up an old,blown up tampon by the string and says (totally proud of himself for figuring out the issue): "I know what's been clogging up the drains all this time! It's these MICE!!"

Bless his heart. 5 years later and to this day we haven't told him that the mouse without ears or legs he discovered wasn't quite what he thought

I wouldn't have been able to stop laughing, that's just too hilarious.

I just kind of snorted and ran up the stairs to crack up. We still die laughing when we relive the story!

grr_aargh · April 2011

I was going to post something I thought of earlier as a S/O of the adjective butthurt but I thought it was a little weird and gross.

But I think maybe not so much now that I see this.

Maybe he thought you'd say something cool if he pulled your string?

TiffanyTheMom · April 2011

grr_aargh:
I was going to post something I thought of earlier as a S/O of the adjective butthurt but I thought it was a little weird and gross.

But I think maybe not so much now that I see this.

Maybe he thought you'd say something cool if he pulled your string?

"There's a snake in my boot!"

"Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!"

LordValuemart · April 2011

TiffanyTheMom:
grr_aargh:
I was going to post something I thought of earlier as a S/O of the adjective butthurt but I thought it was a little weird and gross.

But I think maybe not so much now that I see this.

Maybe he thought you'd say something cool if he pulled your string?
"There's a snake in my boot!"
"Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!"

Omg bumphumpbumphumpbumphump

Mama_SAS · April 2011

pomrom:
i have now idea why but the "don't pull the rope" scene on the doodle bops just popped in my head.
did you smack him? yikes!

At least when Moe pulls the rope he only has to worry about water gushing down!

TBLilyRose · April 2011

mommy2alyssa:
htuzzi324:
I'm not sure if I should laugh, or be really grossed out.
Ditto. I'm going with both. Is he 12? I mean, what else would a string be doing in your undies?

Right? Are you sure he knows how Ronan came to be?