Seeing your posts makes me happy I have not gotten AF yet. Not rubbing it in or anything....
I don't like you very much right now. I'm bleeding out like a stab victim and I haven't gotten any sex because of it, I've been a hornball 24/7 for 3 days now.
Re: If I have to trade in my vag I will
I don't like you very much right now. I'm bleeding out like a stab victim and I haven't gotten any sex because of it, I've been a hornball 24/7 for 3 days now.
ETA: Dammit Hyfa!
NOW you're rubbing it in
I always say "bleeding like a stuck pig". I think it has a nice ring to it.