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Love: 8/2000 | Marriage: 7/2005 | Baby makes three: 3/28/2007 | And one more makes...SIX?

Steal my kids picture or pretend they are yours, I will find where you live and ship all of their dirty diapers to your doorstep. Promise.


Re: You're welcome!
Man, it's not working for me even when I click go, stupid work filters.
My last bf did an impression of Samuel L. Jackson as Willy Wonka, it was hilariousssss.
"CANDY, MOTHERF*CKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT???"
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lol Amy, your siggie says "Steal my kids picture or pretend they are yours, I will find where you live and ship all of their dirty diapers to your muthafuckin' doorstep. Promise."
and Michelle yours says "The muthafuckin' Chic Bambino".
This is muthafuckin' awesome!
Bummer! See the quote above. It throws in a MF-bomb every once in a while. It adds one in my siggy just before 'doorstep'. Fun times!
Steal my kids picture or pretend they are yours, I will find where you live and ship all of their dirty diapers to your doorstep. Promise.
This. Muthafuckin' this!
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Married 10/5/08 | 2 yrs of TTC, tests, procedures & a m/c | IVF #2 =James!
I love that when I used this lovely tool on one of my own stories from last week, the top comment says:
"Congratulations on your muthafuckin' retirement. You have always been very muthafuckin' friendly and helpful to me and my family during the muthafuckin' past."
That made me almost spit out my cereal laughing. Thanks Amy!
I wasn't muthafukin logged in and this shiit made me pee my muthafuckin pants:
To access exclusive features on The muthafuckin' Bump you need to sign up (or log in) so we can personalize the muthafuckin' site just for you!
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind.
Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12