A lady at work was telling me that it's "my turn to have babies". She told me she could give me the secret to getting pregnant. I chuckled and asked her what that was. She said, "Well, the first day of your period is day 1. Count to day 14 and from days 14-16 go at it like crazy."
I'm pretty sure this was my face when she said that:
Re: I got the greatest advice ever today..
I would have replied with "that's not really how it works."
However, I have been a raging biitch the last few days, perhaps no one should talk to me at all.