My DH made me throw up on his feet

CheezeFace · April 2011

I thought you guys might enjoy this story.

I haven't haven't had m/s at all. Maybe a little queasiness but if I eat a little bit it goes away. I'm lucky, I know. Other than kind of sore breasts (which are manage with a sports bra) I haven't had anything to complain about.

Until this morning.

DH always skates on Wednesday nights. He skates, has a few beers with the guys then comes home. We learned a long time ago that after skating and beers sleeping in the same bed is NOT a good idea. Stale beer breath, ucky residual hockey smell and snoring aren't as sexy as he seems to think they are. Anyway, last night, around 1am I wake up from a very restful sleep. The house is dark and silent. But there is an...ummm...odor. A freaking smell woke me up. I get up to investigate and DH is in our extra bedroom sleeping like a baby. The odor was him and his stinky, hot beer breath. I shut his door, and the door to my room and went back to bed.

This morning, I open my bedroom door and the noxious odor wafting down the hall was like a punch in the gut. I get super-duper queasy. I putter around a bit, DH wakes up, walks down the hall, leans in to kiss me good morning and..... I did try to push him out of the way - I really, really did but out it came - m/s all over his bare feet.

The look on his face. I've been laughing about it all day.

(As and aside - if anyone is wondering - yes, he does shower afterwards and he is a very, very clean man - one of the main things I'm attracted to - but my nose became that sensitive overnight apparently)

LauraLynneC · April 2011

that's an entry for the baby book right there!!

jgray6651 · April 2011

That is hysterical! Thanks for sharing!

kimb311 · April 2011

Oh man, that is funny! I remember being completely grossed out by the smell of SO. He is also very clean, but something about his smell made me sick for a few weeks. It goes away!