it's not my size, it's my clothes. they're so uncomfortable and i feel like they're squeezing the hell out of my stomach. i'm even wearing maternity jeans from Motherhood, but the band at the top has super thick and tight elastic. i'm 2 seconds away from putting on a pair of sweat pants and walking around the office for the remainder of the day looking homeless.

i want to cry.
Re: i'm so ridiculously uncomfortable today...i'm going to scream!
I feel for you. At least you are opting for the sweatpants-homeless look instead of the nekkid-hippie look. Can you roll the top down around your hips to get any relief?