Going by the first pet's name and street name, mine would be Charlie Indian Lore (Road)....Totally lame. Charlie Lore would be cute, but I don't think it's really stripper worthy.
Since we're on the subject, I might as well share. My husband and I were discussing how so many stripper names are also car names. And, decided that we should really open a strip club called the Klassy Chassy where ALL of the strippers would be named after cars. The especially klassy gals would be Mercedes, Porsche, et, al, and we'd save Pinto, Rodeo, etc for the broke down girlz. Just imagine all of the fun. A great environment to raise my imaginary daughter as well.
Since we're on the subject, I might as well share. My husband and I were discussing how so many stripper names are also car names. And, decided that we should really open a strip club called the Klassy Chassy where ALL of the strippers would be named after cars. The especially klassy gals would be Mercedes, Porsche, et, al, and we'd save Pinto, Rodeo, etc for the broke down girlz. Just imagine all of the fun. A great environment to raise my imaginary daughter as well.
::chokes on iced tea:: This is hilarious!! H is in the car business so he would get a kick out of this too LOL
Since we're on the subject, I might as well share. My husband and I were discussing how so many stripper names are also car names. And, decided that we should really open a strip club called the Klassy Chassy where ALL of the strippers would be named after cars. The especially klassy gals would be Mercedes, Porsche, et, al, and we'd save Pinto, Rodeo, etc for the broke down girlz. Just imagine all of the fun. A great environment to raise my imaginary daughter as well.
Going by the pet formula, mine would be Pest Hue Eue (pronounced Huey Ewey - we lived in Hawaii). I don't think I would get to work in a fancy strip club with that name. The customers would probably pay for dances with nickels.
Re: Survey - (NBR) - what would your name be if you were a stripper?
Well if you do the ol' scientific algorithm (first pet name + first street lived on)
mine would be Princess Mary Jane (Lane) and I think that is pretty awesome.
Jane Smith.
Just KIDDING. SoDelish, OBVs. (duh). Or, Skittles.
Uh oh - this is bad for me - Snickerdoodle R.D. #2
I lived in a very rural area - no street names. The street has been since named so if I go with that - Snickerdoodle Darlington-Rector (Road)
I have the best if you go by the formula.
Roxy Division
me likey
Chasity Silk
or if you use the pet one
Patsy Syringa
Mine would be Burk Velvet. I put the street in front of the pets name, I think it sounds better, no?
If I go by this, Snuggles Pasadena. Not hawt.
If I go with current pet/street - I get either Oscar Grove or Sunny Grove.
I kinda like Sunny Grove.
Hmmmm...then mine would be "Mildred Mountain View". Sexay!
Using the pet formula, mine is Cocoa Willard.
I don't know if I like that or not.
DS: 10/11/14
LOL
If its current then mine would be Lucy Sunnyside
Bahahaha. Okay. I live on the best streets ever.
Love it. LOL
Rusty Manresa.
Hmm.
It just sounds dirty LOL
I know, right?
AWESOME!
::chokes on iced tea:: This is hilarious!! H is in the car business so he would get a kick out of this too LOL
OOOHHH - dibs on Raunchy Rogue
S'mores Parkdale would be mine...
In all seriousness...probably Tammy something. Everytime I see the name Tammy, I think stripper.
I apologize in advance to anyone named Tammy.
According to the dog/street formula mine totally rocks!
Dixie Windjammer
giggity giggity