You skinny biitches should feel better after reading this.

Hyfagal · April 2011

On my way to the restroom if felt like a bee suddenly stung my belly button. No it was my flabby stretch mark getting caught in the button flap of my pants. Now I have a lovely bruise on my veiny, transparent, inch wide stretchmark.

Kudos, to you. Now call off your Karma hounds of hell. I've learned my lesson.

neferhathor · April 2011

*DEAD*

nadinethequeen01 · April 2011

Hyfagal · April 2011

Are you side eyeing me or Nefer?

Biitches is a term of endearment. I love all my skinny friends.

nadinethequeen01 · April 2011

Hyfagal:

Are you side eyeing me or Nefer?

Biitches is a term of endearment. I love all my skinny friends.

Lol oh okay. Well I take my side eye back.

J+MS · April 2011

Hyfagal:
Are you side eyeing me or Nefer?

Biitches is a term of endearment. I love all my skinny friends.

I was totally side-eying you too.

Hyfagal · April 2011

Oh sure people can throw around twatwaflle and douchecanoe like they're going out of style. I try to stay classy with biitch and I get the side eye.

J+MS · April 2011

Hyfagal:
Oh sure people can through around twatwaflle and douchecanoe like they're going out of style. I try to stay classy with biitch and I get the side eye.

The term skinny throwed in is what did it. LOL Ya know, the stereotypical "you can't call me a fat ass but I can call you a skinny biitch".

neferhathor · April 2011

this whole thread has seriously made me laugh my ass off. i'm totally gonna use "douchecanoe" on a regular basis now. also, b!tch is totally in my everyday vocab and is often used as a term of endearment for DH. it's pretty much the best word ever.

rimjob · April 2011

J+MS:
Hyfagal:
Oh sure people can through around twatwaflle and douchecanoe like they're going out of style. I try to stay classy with biitch and I get the side eye.
The term skinny throwed in is what did it. LOL Ya know, the stereotypical "you can't call me a fat ass but I can call you a skinny biitch".

Who are you calling a fat ass?!

J+MS · April 2011

RIMROCK:
J+MS:
Hyfagal:
Oh sure people can through around twatwaflle and douchecanoe like they're going out of style. I try to stay classy with biitch and I get the side eye.
The term skinny throwed in is what did it. LOL Ya know, the stereotypical "you can't call me a fat ass but I can call you a skinny biitch".

Who are you calling a fat ass?!

????

ETA: It was a general "you".

wife1014 · April 2011

J+MS:
Hyfagal:
Oh sure people can through around twatwaflle and douchecanoe like they're going out of style. I try to stay classy with biitch and I get the side eye.
The term skinny throwed in is what did it. LOL Ya know, the stereotypical "you can't call me a fat ass but I can call you a skinny biitch".

What if I call myself a fat asss, then can I call you a skinny b!tch? Wink

Hyfagal · April 2011

No you can totally call me a fatass. Just please, for the love of unicorn glitter, don't show me pics of your flat bellies. I'm just now getting my panties unwadded from that.

J+MS · April 2011

wife1014:
J+MS:
Hyfagal:
Oh sure people can through around twatwaflle and douchecanoe like they're going out of style. I try to stay classy with biitch and I get the side eye.
The term skinny throwed in is what did it. LOL Ya know, the stereotypical "you can't call me a fat ass but I can call you a skinny biitch".

What if I call myself a fat asss, then can I call you a skinny b!tch?

I'd rather just call you a biitch and be done with it.

J+MS · April 2011

Hyfagal:
No you can totally call me a fatass. Just please, for the love of unicorn glitter, don't show me pics of your flat bellies. I'm just now getting my panties unwadded from that.

haha

I wasn't calling you a fat ass, it was a general you.

wife1014 · April 2011

J+MS:
wife1014:

J+MS:
Hyfagal:
Oh sure people can through around twatwaflle and douchecanoe like they're going out of style. I try to stay classy with biitch and I get the side eye.
The term skinny throwed in is what did it. LOL Ya know, the stereotypical "you can't call me a fat ass but I can call you a skinny biitch".

What if I call myself a fat asss, then can I call you a skinny b!tch?

I'd rather just call you a biitch and be done with it.

now now, them are fighting words. And I thought we were friends. That's it you are a skinny b!tch!

J+MS · April 2011

wife1014:
J+MS:
wife1014:

J+MS:
Hyfagal:
Oh sure people can through around twatwaflle and douchecanoe like they're going out of style. I try to stay classy with biitch and I get the side eye.
The term skinny throwed in is what did it. LOL Ya know, the stereotypical "you can't call me a fat ass but I can call you a skinny biitch".

What if I call myself a fat asss, then can I call you a skinny b!tch?

I'd rather just call you a biitch and be done with it.

now now, them are fighting words. And I thought we were friends. That's it you are a skinny b!tch!

I'm sorry, wife, I take it back, just please don't drown your baby!

annnnd I love you.

wife1014 · April 2011

J+MS:

wife1014:
J+MS:
wife1014:

J+MS:
Hyfagal:
Oh sure people can through around twatwaflle and douchecanoe like they're going out of style. I try to stay classy with biitch and I get the side eye.
The term skinny throwed in is what did it. LOL Ya know, the stereotypical "you can't call me a fat ass but I can call you a skinny biitch".

What if I call myself a fat asss, then can I call you a skinny b!tch?

I'd rather just call you a biitch and be done with it.

now now, them are fighting words. And I thought we were friends. That's it you are a skinny b!tch!
I'm sorry, wife, I take it back, just please don't drown your baby!

annnnd I love you.

oh come on. I hear drowning, especially in the bathtub, could be the way to go. You are no fun.

J+MS · April 2011

wife1014:
oh come on. I hear drowning, especially in the bathtub, could be the way to go. You are no fun.

Did you post your belly yet? I hear its all the rage.

wife1014 · April 2011

J+MS:
wife1014:
oh come on. I hear drowning, especially in the bathtub, could be the way to go. You are no fun.
Did you post your belly yet? I hear its all the rage.

ooh link please...I missed this!

Hyfagal · April 2011

Hey I'm super happy that you guys can be awesome squishy best friends and all that but if I see a flat belly in this post I'll slit my wrist.

wife1014 · April 2011

Hyfagal:
Hey I'm super happy that you guys can be awesome squishy best friends and all that but if I see a flat belly in this post I'll slit my wrist.

I wish I had a flat belly to share!

SuperThat1006 · April 2011

Hyfagal:
No you can totally call me a fatass. Just please, for the love of unicorn glitter, don't show me pics of your flat bellies. I'm just now getting my panties unwadded from that.

I would post mine, but you guys would be doing this from the extreme whiteness.

jamiemsmith · April 2011

wife1014:

Hyfagal:
Hey I'm super happy that you guys can be awesome squishy best friends and all that but if I see a flat belly in this post I'll slit my wrist.

I wish I had a flat belly to share!

Hold up hooker, how's A?

J+MS · April 2011

wife1014:
J+MS:
wife1014:
oh come on. I hear drowning, especially in the bathtub, could be the way to go. You are no fun.
Did you post your belly yet? I hear its all the rage.

ooh link please...I missed this!

It's the 4000 views one on this page.

and what Jamie said, how is A?? You never posted an update, wentch!

Hyfagal · April 2011

ChrissieW3:

Hyfagal:
No you can totally call me a fatass. Just please, for the love of unicorn glitter, don't show me pics of your flat bellies. I'm just now getting my panties unwadded from that.

I would post mine, but you guys would be doing this from the extreme whiteness.

I'd be ready to stake you through the heart?!

kcisthebombdotcom · April 2011

rochella:

You all can call me a fatass if you like.

Seriously though, go ask a random dude which term has the most negativity: "fat ass" or "skinny b!tch." I mean, there's even a book called "Skinny B!tch in the Kitch."

It SUCKS being fat. The first time someone calls me a skinny b1tch (which will never happen, but let's just pretend for a minute) I think I might jump for joy at least ten feet high.

If anyone called a "skinny b!tch" a "fatass" I don't think they would feel the same way. It's still way worse to be fat! I would honestly love to be in your position - can anyone say they'd like to be in mine? I don't think so! Maybe the grass is just always greener... but I have to say, I think the "skinny b!tch" grass really is way greener.

That being said, I try not to call anyone any names whatsoever.

Meh, the grass is always greener on the other side. When I was in college, I was underweight (not on purpose). People said rude things to my face all the time. One guy even told me I would be hot if I ate a cheeseburger. lol. I was overweight for a few years, and not once did anyone say anything rude to my face.

Hyfagal · April 2011

KC_13:
rochella:

You all can call me a fatass if you like.

Seriously though, go ask a random dude which term has the most negativity: "fat ass" or "skinny b!tch." I mean, there's even a book called "Skinny B!tch in the Kitch."

It SUCKS being fat. The first time someone calls me a skinny b1tch (which will never happen, but let's just pretend for a minute) I think I might jump for joy at least ten feet high.

If anyone called a "skinny b!tch" a "fatass" I don't think they would feel the same way. It's still way worse to be fat! I would honestly love to be in your position - can anyone say they'd like to be in mine? I don't think so! Maybe the grass is just always greener... but I have to say, I think the "skinny b!tch" grass really is way greener.

That being said, I try not to call anyone any names whatsoever.

Meh, the grass is always greener on the other side. When I was in college, I was underweight (not on purpose). People said rude things to my face all the time. One guy even told me I would be hot if I ate a cheeseburger. lol. I was overweight for a few years, and not once did anyone say anything rude to my face.

While skinny girls can run away from rude people, I can swing my FUPA like a mace. Now you tell me which is better.

LoveBeingAWife33008 · April 2011

I love you Hyfa. I was considering moving over to 6-9 early but you have changed my mind. LOVE I tell you! LOVE.

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