I was watch TLC last night and some show about strange sex came on. The first story involved a man with a 9 inch penis (13 inches when erect!). The thing was a huge lump in his pants. I couldn't stop laughing. He wears the largest commercially made condoms - they only go over half his penis!!
I guess women find this attractive? I be scared of that thing! Some Dr. was interviewed saying that he could injure a women's cervix because it is so large.
So, 13 inch penis - turn on for you? Not me!!!
Now back to regular parenting topics!
Re: A 13 inch penis?!! LOL
Kaden William 11/4/06 and Dawson Michael 6/30/10
Dawson's first birthday - at the zoo
well, you got my attention...
I would cringe if I saw that thing coming at me. My pachengo hurts just thinking about it.
Literally burst out laughing when they showed him walking down the street with the lump.
He went on a date and one of the first things the lady asked was about how she heard he "was really well hung." Yuck!
I checked out the link below. The man is 40, an unemployed actor/director and living with his mother. I doubt he gets it much at all.
DS - December 2006
DD - December 2008
I know, I feel bad about laughing, but just could not help it!
1. I would rock Vinny's world. I'm just sayin'.
2. That giant penis guy said he got tons of sex. Not sure it's true, cause it would have to be REALLY REALLY dark for me to consider doing anything resembling getting naked with this guy.
3. It's like what Margaret Cho said back in the day, "When I go to Subway, I'd rather have the 6 inch. I didn't order a footlong."
I am so glad you posted this. I saw that on the guide last night while flipping through the channels. I really wanted to know how big it was, but I didn't watch it. LOL
This is awesome:
https://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2010/03/03/samantha-bee-profiles-man-with-13-12-penis/
LOL. This!!!