A big bump favor. I would like someone to put together a bumptastic poll/survey/questionnaire for my entertainment purposes (please!). I'm tired of reading about hand sanitizer and shopping carts.
I would do it myself but I'm just so tired today (brain=fried). Please? It's only 2pm in my hood.

Re: Dancing a jig. Please enter and entertain!
Woo-hoo! I'm off the hook!
Emily, see what you get for letting people know you're good at something?
I hardly consider myself good... but it looks like a few others already beat me to it so we'll just go with those!
Slacker!
I am saving myself for tomorrow so shush it!
Ooh, foreshadowing... I'm excited! (Okay, I'll zip it.)