Someone please shoot me now.... I posted before about DH's insane cousin...
She's positive their next child will be a girl - even though she's not pregnant yet.
She's positive she will get pregnant this month - even though she still had her IUD in as of a few days ago...
This morning she posts on FB that she's positive she's pregnant (even though her IUD has only been out a few days).
And just how is she so sure she's pregnant?
"I'm totally out of it. I'm super clumsy, forgetting everything (even things i just said or did), so tired i can barely function, peeing every 15 minutes and don't have much of an appetite, although pizza and hot fudge sundaes sound pretty good."
Dear God help me... If she really is pregnant it's going to be a long 9 months since she posts absolutely everything on FB and her H goes into great detail about their sex life at every family event...
Re: Is she for real??
Not only do people really not care about your sex life, but no one really cares that you're trying to get pregnant as much as you do. I'm 16 weeks along and I think i've posted twice on my FB about baby related things and once was after they thought we had an eptopic pregnancy but everything was fine and once was after an ultra sound. She's not even pregnant and every day for the past few months all she posts about is buying maternity clothes and blah blah blah...
These are the family members that I'm "friends" with... but their posts are hidden! So I don't have to see them and get annoyed each and every day!
This. Otherwise I would have to delete my FB. Apparently, I have very annoying relatives.
Its going to be a long 9 months, if she's got all those symptoms when she's 9 minutes pregnant.
My neighbor is the same way, even to the point of "thinking" she might be pregnant and suddenly pushing out her stomach and walking like she is actually 9 months preg. Dee Dee Dee.
Spontaneous pregnancy #1
DD1 July 31, 2011
Trying for #2 since Oct 11
Spontaneous pregnancy #2= Ectopic #2= lost left tube
Spontaneous pregnancy #3= DD2 January 29, 2016
Spontaneous pregnancy #4= Ectopic #3
Spontaneous pregnancy #5= Baby #3 is a BOY!!!
that's gotta be the fastest sperm and egg in America!
BTW Tyler's gal I was in Cville this weekend. I love it there! I totally pigged out on food and Arch's ice cream. :-)
This!