Husband TMI but really funny

ashleah83 · April 2011

My husband comes home from work today and tells me the reason he is so fertile (we got preggo within a week of starting to try) is because of his AGD. He proceeds to show me this article and THEN ASKS ME TO MEASURE!!!

Seriously, honey???

https://www.reuters.com/article/2011/03/04/us-genital-idUSTRE7230RO20110304

cvl105 · April 2011

wow, measuring that goes above the duty of a pregnant wife! lol Not sure I'd want to get anywhere near MHs anus like that.

lola6711 · April 2011

It's nice that he has something to be proud of --will he tell many of his buddies?

allaura · April 2011

Well i certainly learned something new today lol

helenejr · April 2011

wow!!!! who would have thought LOL..... i can't see myself running to find the measuring tape for that one tho!

ashleah83 · April 2011

lola6711:
It's nice that he has something to be proud of --will he tell many of his buddies?

I am sad to say PROBABLY yes---- I mean he shared this with me!! What was he thinking?

Also measuring is definitely way above and beyond the call of duty of ANY wife, preggo or not! Not happening!!

kimbo1216 · April 2011

I asked DH if he wanted to measure it and find out. He declined.

SpceCadet · April 2011

kimbo1216:
I asked DH if he wanted to measure it and find out. He declined.

So did mine.

TashaK2011 · April 2011

omg how funny, I had no idea. I can't wait until MH wakes up so I can share this news with him!

JayElleJayCee · April 2011

I almost spit my drink on the computer screen. This is hilarious!

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