Rando

Ttimes3 · April 2011

I have a raging migraine, my hands smell like soy sauce from the sushi that I can't eat (because the smell of it is making me want to vom), I am blankly staring at a 294 cell spreadsheet that I am supposed to be analyzing and reporting out on, and my mom just called to tell me that W has refused to nap ALL.DAY.LONG.

PLEASE, for the love of all things, somebody say/do something funny. I need a distraction...or a beer...or both.

sistrkate · April 2011

Tyler ripped down my foyer curtains, pulled out the drawer on my new stove, and stood on it and used the curtain rods to beat on my new ceramic stovetop like a drum.

Justin has been talking in a Santa Claus voice all day and saying ho ho ho. I have no idea why.

notguilty · April 2011

My daughter has decided it's fun to stick her finger up my nose everytime I come home from work. It's her new way to greet me. I hope this is a phase or we have some serious social skills we need to work on.

Ttimes3 · April 2011

::giggle-snort::

Thanks, ladies.

buckeyethor · April 2011

epic fail photos - Probably Bad News: Not The Agreement We Were Hoping For

Ttimes3 · April 2011

UPDATE (because you all care): I just ate an entire bunch of dirty grapes, because the break room seemed much too far away.

KristenBtobe · April 2011

My kids have not so politely declined their usual naps today too. It's grrrrreat!

Meg41208 · April 2011

We did something dangerous last night - we took K out with us to dinner, at 7:45 pm (she usually goes to bed at 8), and she hadn't napped all day. She actually behaved surprisingly well, thankfully, although I was stressed the whole time. However, I don't think we will be doing that again any time soon.

mag2point0 · April 2011

On Friday in between the parade and the game I pumped and dumped, unintentionally, all over DH's trunk. Woops.

Today, I came back from seeing DD at lunch and my power was out. So, I had to pack up and head to my sister's to work. Though I confirmed her fiance wouldn't be home from for another half hour, I thought I heard him at the front door a few feet away (while I was pumping, minor detail!!) and I nearly spilled everything all over the floor trying to pull my shirt down. Of course, it was the mail man.

Yay, me!

ETA: details

Oh, and it took me about 5 times trying to turn on my monitor before I realized the power wasn't on. Big Smile

kel716 · April 2011

You could be facing a night of grading, organizing papers, and prepping for school tomorrow instead?

Oh, and did you mean rando or random? I think you've been staring at the excel spreadsheet too long. Beer Drinks

Or your basement could be flooded.

sistrkate · April 2011

kel716:

Oh, and did you mean rando or random? I think you've been staring at the excel spreadsheet too long.

Or your basement could be flooded.

Thank you for asking this question Stick out tongue

And hey! I resemble that second remark! Gosh dang rain. The metaphor, "when it rains, it pours" is certainly appropriate in my life right now. But I wouldn't want to analyze a spreadsheet with a migraine, either.

Ttimes3 · April 2011

kel716:

You could be facing a night of grading, organizing papers, and prepping for school tomorrow instead?

Oh, and did you mean rando or random? I think you've been staring at the excel spreadsheet too long.

Ick.You're right. It COULD be worse. Indifferent

It's just my newest, in the line of completely arbitrary and asinine shortening of words. Soon enough, I'll have my own language.

KristenBtobe · April 2011

Maggie peed on the floor not once, not twice, but thrice this afternoon. Thrice!!!!

Miller238 · April 2011

Katelyn just pooped in the tub. And then danced in it. So gross.

sistrkate · April 2011

Justin is blowing a whistle in the house and ran away when I tried to catch him. Tyler threw half-chewed watermelon all over the hardwood floor.

KristenBtobe · April 2011

Ttimes3:
kel716:

You could be facing a night of grading, organizing papers, and prepping for school tomorrow instead?

Oh, and did you mean rando or random? I think you've been staring at the excel spreadsheet too long.

Ick.You're right. It COULD be worse.

It's just my newest, in the line of completely arbitrary and asinine shortening of words. Soon enough, I'll have my own language.

Don't worry. I'm with you :points to my eyes, then your eyes:

curlypie1 · April 2011

Miller238:
Katelyn just pooped in the tub. And then danced in it. So gross.

I apologize for what I'm about to say.

This statement just made me day.

Big Smile

Ttimes3 · April 2011

KristenBtobe:

Don't worry. I'm with you :points to my eyes, then your eyes:

Yes

Ttimes3 · April 2011

curlypie1:

Miller238:
Katelyn just pooped in the tub. And then danced in it. So gross.

I apologize for what I'm about to say.

This statement just made me day.

Agreed. I chuckled, heartily, when I read this.

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