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Anyone have a shotgun?

Ok, at least an e-shotgun? The lady next to me is raving drunk and annoying. She keeps getting in my face. She's drunk (ok, yes, I'm at the bar). "Why are you here? We should put out a two single ladies ad." "I'm married" "So am I!" Yea, except I care about that. Then she asks: "So why are you here?" "Because I lost a baby." "Oh, that's so sad, I have five." ((spitting on me now)) Etc., etc., I can't even keep up to type the rest. Kiss off b!tch. I want my beer and food ("what is that, soup?" Yes, d!psh!t, soup.). Leave me and my beer the F alone. (Sorry for the long paragraph; ipad and in no state to code breaks.)
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  • (((hugs))) I have 3 shot guns you can borrow! Are you at the gehtto bar?

    BFP#1 11.19.10 Missed MC 01.10.11 Sam & Alex
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    imageMuffinhb:
    (((hugs))) I have 3 shot guns you can borrow! Are you at the gehtto bar?
    You would think so, but no. On that note, she asked about that bar and if I'd been to karaoke there (or however you spell that). Unfortunately, I have. "Oh my god, do the girls get on the bar topless? That's so much fun!" "No, [luckily] they don't," "Oh, well that's not as fun. The bar near my house does! We should go to [the ghetto bar] and do it." Never thought I'd be proud of my ghetto bar, but I am.
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  • Oh hell!  can you tell her to kick rocks?  piss off?  peace out? 
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  • imagemork:
    imageMuffinhb:
    (((hugs))) I have 3 shot guns you can borrow! Are you at the gehtto bar?

    You would think so, but no. On that note, she asked about that bar and if I'd been to karaoke there (or however you spell that). Unfortunately, I have. "Oh my god, do the girls get on the bar topless? That's so much fun!" "No, [luckily] they don't," "Oh, well that's not as fun. The bar near my house does! We should go to [the ghetto bar] and do it." Never thought I'd be proud of my ghetto bar, but I am.

    Oh my word!! I hope she isnt driving home! Sounds like you are making a new friend if you wanted to or not! What are we drinking tonight?

     


    BFP#1 11.19.10 Missed MC 01.10.11 Sam & Alex
    BFP#2 05.08.11 Birthday 1.11.12 Peyton
    BFP#3 06.10.12 Birthday 2.14.13-Cooper Lilypie First Birthday tickers Lilypie Second Birthday tickers Lilypie Angel and Memorial tickers

    Congrats to my buddy Ambs21! Welcome to the world Audrey!
    Congrats to my buddy Mork! Welcome sweet E!
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    I have to take a moment and point out that I actually live in a great, professional, and family-oriented town. Although you couldn't tell that right now. No, really. We were voted one of the best towns in which to live a couple of years ago. To boot, I think I'm a nice professional woman (attorney), and my DH is a smart professional man (pharmacist). How is it that I'm surrounded by these people?
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    imagesmurfy38:
    Oh hell!  can you tell her to kick rocks?  piss off?  peace out? 
    Hold up, I think I have to try that. (And the bartenders are encouraging a similar response.)
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    imageMuffinhb:

    imagemork:
    imageMuffinhb:
    (((hugs))) I have 3 shot guns you can borrow! Are you at the gehtto bar?

    You would think so, but no. On that note, she asked about that bar and if I'd been to karaoke there (or however you spell that). Unfortunately, I have. "Oh my god, do the girls get on the bar topless? That's so much fun!" "No, [luckily] they don't," "Oh, well that's not as fun. The bar near my house does! We should go to [the ghetto bar] and do it." Never thought I'd be proud of my ghetto bar, but I am.

    Oh my word!! I hope she isnt driving home! Sounds like you are making a new friend if you wanted to or not! What are we drinking tonight?

     

    Unfortunately, we seem to both be on bikes. (Holy sh!t, I hope she doesn't follow me home.) ((ordering a round of Blue Moon for everyone))
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    My beautiful Ella/ToT arrived 10/10/12. 
  • These kind of drunks drive me batty! I hope you can escape soon!
  • imagemork:
    imageMuffinhb:

    imagemork:
    imageMuffinhb:
    (((hugs))) I have 3 shot guns you can borrow! Are you at the gehtto bar?

    You would think so, but no. On that note, she asked about that bar and if I'd been to karaoke there (or however you spell that). Unfortunately, I have. "Oh my god, do the girls get on the bar topless? That's so much fun!" "No, [luckily] they don't," "Oh, well that's not as fun. The bar near my house does! We should go to [the ghetto bar] and do it." Never thought I'd be proud of my ghetto bar, but I am.

    Oh my word!! I hope she isnt driving home! Sounds like you are making a new friend if you wanted to or not! What are we drinking tonight?

     

    Unfortunately, we seem to both be on bikes. (Holy sh!t, I hope she doesn't follow me home.) ((ordering a round of Blue Moon for everyone))

    FX she has a flat tire so you can make a clean getaway when the time comes!


    BFP#1 11.19.10 Missed MC 01.10.11 Sam & Alex
    BFP#2 05.08.11 Birthday 1.11.12 Peyton
    BFP#3 06.10.12 Birthday 2.14.13-Cooper Lilypie First Birthday tickers Lilypie Second Birthday tickers Lilypie Angel and Memorial tickers

    Congrats to my buddy Ambs21! Welcome to the world Audrey!
    Congrats to my buddy Mork! Welcome sweet E!
  • Oh geez.. she better not follow you! Zip it!   I got my wine glass right next to me girl!   hahaha ya tell her to bugger off!  Ok guess I should go eat dinner.. ... be back.
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  • morkmork
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    "I lead a boring life." Can you you please live it somewhere else crazy lady? Damnit, why did I have to order the large beer? It's so not going down fast enough.
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    imagetiffany119:
    These kind of drunks drive me batty! I hope you can escape soon!
    This really isn't my usual comment, but WORD!
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  • imagemork:
    "I lead a boring life." Can you you please live it somewhere else crazy lady? Damnit, why did I have to order the large beer? It's so not going down fast enough.

    I am now drinking with you. !


    BFP#1 11.19.10 Missed MC 01.10.11 Sam & Alex
    BFP#2 05.08.11 Birthday 1.11.12 Peyton
    BFP#3 06.10.12 Birthday 2.14.13-Cooper Lilypie First Birthday tickers Lilypie Second Birthday tickers Lilypie Angel and Memorial tickers

    Congrats to my buddy Ambs21! Welcome to the world Audrey!
    Congrats to my buddy Mork! Welcome sweet E!
  • So sorry you're having to deal with that!
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  • Yikes! That sucks, she sounds awful! I would chug that beer and run away!
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    Crap. The wonderful bartenders just gave me another on the house, since I was being so tolerant and mine was getting low. Ok, I can do this. She seems to want to leave. LEAVE LADY LEAVE! Let me have my beer in peace!
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    My beautiful Ella/ToT arrived 10/10/12. 
  • imagemork:
    Crap. The wonderful bartenders just gave me another on the house, since I was being so tolerant and mine was getting low. Ok, I can do this. She seems to want to leave. LEAVE LADY LEAVE! Let me have my beer in peace!

    Im sending her leaving vibes!


    BFP#1 11.19.10 Missed MC 01.10.11 Sam & Alex
    BFP#2 05.08.11 Birthday 1.11.12 Peyton
    BFP#3 06.10.12 Birthday 2.14.13-Cooper Lilypie First Birthday tickers Lilypie Second Birthday tickers Lilypie Angel and Memorial tickers

    Congrats to my buddy Ambs21! Welcome to the world Audrey!
    Congrats to my buddy Mork! Welcome sweet E!
  • morkmork
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    Woohoo! Bu-bye crazy lady!
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    My beautiful Ella/ToT arrived 10/10/12. 
  • imagemork:
    Woohoo! Bu-bye crazy lady!

    So sorry you were stuck with crazy lady yet so glad shes left!

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    God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change. The courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference.
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  • imagemork:
    Woohoo! Bu-bye crazy lady!

    So sorry you were stuck with crazy lady yet so glad shes left!

    Emily Irene born February 8 2011 gone but not forgotten.
    God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change. The courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference.
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  • whoo hoo!! get a move on chic.
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  • dinner in peace! yay!
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  • imagesmurfy38:
    Oh hell!  can you tell her to kick rocks?  piss off?  peace out? 

    This.

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  • I'm so sorry that you have to deal with that.  I won't give you a gun but I'll give you lots of ((HUGS))

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    Because of the great "Snow"vember of 2015, my medicated cycle was cancelled.  However, we were blessed with our little rainbow baby due on 8/14/15!  Baby J had other plans and decided to make his grand ole entrance on 7/4/2015!

    Surprise!  Our little girl entered this world on 12/8/2016 after her eviction notice was long past due.  Our little turkey baby turned into a snow baby!  

                                                        
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