Do I need to start boozing

To get my kid to sleep at night? Jeez Louise child, is it too much to ask for at least one 5-hour stretch again? I didn't even have a chance to fall asleep before he was up tonight. Oh, and DH, it's sweet of you to keep us company but watching you sleep on the couch is just pissing me off. At least if you were in the bedroom I could pretend that you were being kept awake by thoughts of your poor wife getting up 364667395 times during the night. Bah.