Ahh, I've had almost an entire week off from handing out
signs and providing high quality education via pictures for those to dumb to actually read. It is clearly time for me to do some more pissing off! I miss the fun when it's actually happening, however, it's never to late to go back to
So, dear kiki2cutefou, I see that you decided you want to come to our little sanctuary today and fill it full of poorly spelled and terribly punctuated rambling incoherent thoughts referencing your sex life , gooey discharge pregnancy tests , other could be pregnancy or could be nothing symptoms as well no capitalization and multiple sentences running together without any sort of sense and then changing topics to talk about your headaches and your ovulation pains yes i hope this is difficult to read because its hurts to type when you actually have half a brain!
You clearly are in need of several types of education. So I guess we'll start at the beginning with things you learn in elementary school and work our way through puberty. k? If you're nice and follow along I'll give you a cookie. If we're lucky you may even come out of this with our dear friend, COMMON SENSE!
Let's start with what I like to call punctuation. Here is a picture of the most common types. To keep it simple we will only discuss two.
Please pay particular attention to the very first one. This little dot is called a period. As you can see, when placed at the end of a sentence (I know that's scary, we'll get to that next) it finishes it. It's a delightful tool. That helps us to understand each thought. When you right down a complete thought, and put a period after it, you get a sentence. See that wasn't so scary after all!
Next, I'd like you to look at that little cutie named the question mark. There is only of them. They can stand alone. They aren't triplets or quadruplets, it's a singleton. Your sentence did not go through IUI or IVF and get multiples, it is only one question so you only need one question mark.
Moving on, I will next address your question. Could you be pregnant?
Assuming you ovulate, (again, I don't expect you to know what that means) unless you have sex like this:
You may be pregnant! There is this great little device called a pregnancy test that looks like this:
That will tell you if you are pregnant! If you take one of those and it says you aren't, then well you aren't. Sorry. You can try again another day when your period is late in case it was just to early, but we can't magically make you. An internet chat room will not be able to tell you if you're pregnant, for reference, this is what a computer looks like where you find the internet chat room.
Please don't pee on the computer and expect it to tell you if you're pregnant or not.
So next up are symptoms you're having, those are sneaky! Shockingly enough, I know this will be hard to believe.. pregnancy symptoms are the same as PMS symptoms, thus the importance of peeing on a stick! (feel free to reference the difference between a stick and a computer if you need to!)
Now, I bet you're hoping that some of us are like this:
now, none of us are pigs, and we don't have intra-ute vision so we can't really tell you.
However, I will pull out my ute googles and give it a try! Just for you! I have a few different pairs, so please be patient.
Hmm, those didn't work, they show your head and it's clearly empty. However, I did see you rather clearly!
At least it's a start, let's try the next pair.
These are a little better, yes, yes I am seeing something there. I think this means I need to get out the special reserve goggles. Please sit very still, this is requiring immense focus. Any movement may make me need to start over again.
Yes! I see it! You are indeed KTFU! Squee!
And you don't even need to wait until the ultrasound! Here's your new LO!
Now, to put this in terms you'll understand, you're
Now, lastly onto your a**hattery and general fail at something I like to call COMMON SENSE!
So as you can see by the name of the board this is for folks TRYING to get pregnant. That means, we are not
So this would not be the place to post!
Your type of behavior makes you an
and is not appreciated. It is also very hurtful to the newer ladies on the board and makes them want to
and well that's unacceptable. Those of us that have been here know that these posts are the equivalent of
But for a new member, that is still hurting a lot, it sucks to see and be reminded of their pain and well I'm just not going to let you do it without saying something.
So therefore, GTFU and
If you need directions, just follow his rainbow.
ETA: Picture disappeared. Fixed it.