DS is not even 3 weeks old yet, you cannot yell at him for taking a break while you feed him his bottle. I promise you he will eat it all, you just have to be patient. Furthermore, when you burp him, you cannot BEAT him, you must pat firmly. You have a 5 year old daughter, so this isn't your first rodeo, you should know these things.
While I have a TON more I could address in this notice, I am going to save them for another date as I'm too tired to go on and on right now.
Signed,
Your loving wife
Re: Dear DH
Are we married to the same guy? DH complained last night because DD cried for about 5 minutes before falling asleep and it was her pitiful little "I'm tired" cry which is hardly a cry at all. He said, "She just cries all the time! What's her problem?"
I asked him what did he think was going to happen when she was sick or teething and was REALLY crying?! Why don't they have any patience?
(And DH has an 8 year old...)