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You know you are pregnant when...<some humor>

Momto4catsMomto4cats member
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When you keep hitting your nipples on everything because they are so much bigger and sticking out so much further!  Haha. 
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  • jmbusikjmbusik
    For me, it really sunk in the first time when my boobs were resting on my stomach. LOL
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  • VelvetEleganceVelvetElegance member
    You find yourself eating cheese _all_day_!

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  • tamaralenaetamaralenae
    You sniff all around your house looking for a smell that no one else can smell
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  • JanimalJanimal member

    You're finally, for the first time ever in your life, actually looking forward to a baby shower rather than dreading it.

     

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  • Mrs.Priester2bMrs.Priester2b
    When your farts stink worse than the dogs...but of course you still blame it on them.  After all, I am a lady!!
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  • AshleyEric609AshleyEric609 member
    When you cough or sneeze...and pee yourself.
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  • NikkiBenzoNikkiBenzo member

    Oh my God... these are all so true! LOL!

     

    Here's mine -

    You know you are pregnant when you fall asleep on the couch and fart yourself awake.

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  • dianaoftlgdianaoftlg
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    Oh my God... these are all so true! LOL!

     

    Here's mine -

    You know you are pregnant when you fall asleep on the couch and fart yourself awake.

    HAHAHAHA...don't!  Stop it!  This is my third baby so I'll pee myself just laughing!! My biggest first symptom is my sniffer!  Hubby jokes I can smell what he ate for lunch three days ago! 

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  • Pb&nPb&n
    Suddenly you don't crave sweets even though you have a SERIOUS sweet tooth. All I crave is cheese, hummus and carrots, meats and anything with serious flavor. It's strange!
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  • LovieBearLovieBear member
    When your husband comes to bed and you can smell his deodorant so much that you make him wipe it off with a towell before he gets close to you.
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  • Catkel1202Catkel1202 member
    You're joking around with your husband and throwing out play insults at each other...and all of a sudden you start to cry as though you were really fighting.
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  • NebMomNebMom
    yeah, and oh does it hurt like a ***!
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  • jjswife08jjswife08
    You're angry, sad and happy all within a 5 sec window!
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  • NicoleD0516NicoleD0516 member

    imageVelvetElegance:
    You find yourself eating cheese _all_day_!

     Here I thought I was the only one! I'm loving the Baby Bell cheese. I'm also craving beef. tuna and carrots. 

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  • ctaylor0402ctaylor0402
    When you want to eat beef jerky all day everyday!!
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  • ashdayashday member
    When you start laughing and within seconds are totally confused as to whether  you are crying or laughing and end up bawling for ten minutes over something you thought was funny in the first place.
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  • katiebug66katiebug66 member

    imageashday:
    When you start laughing and within seconds are totally confused as to whether  you are crying or laughing and end up bawling for ten minutes over something you thought was funny in the first place.

     

    This!! But it was so therapeutic when I was done.



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  • Sharra711Sharra711

    You can't remember the last time you pooped.

     

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  • MrsCaddyshackMrsCaddyshack member
    imageJanimal:

    You're finally, for the first time ever in your life, actually looking forward to a baby shower rather than dreading it.

    LOL! I hadn't thought about this but you're so right!

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  • PhoebeJones3PhoebeJones3 member

    imagetamaralenae:
    You sniff all around your house looking for a smell that no one else can smell

     

     

    HA! THIS!!!  100%

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  • NNGnomeNNGnome member

    A film that is not even sad, but has a sweet ending makes you start really bawling for 10 minutes. I think I scared DH... I tested the day after this happened :)

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  • Emerald27Emerald27 member

    You know you're pregnant when...

    you take the cat to the vet to board him for a few days while you'll be out of town, and you start crying when you hand the carrier to the vet tech. You know he'll be fine and it's not a big deal but you can't stop crying. So embarrassing... 

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  • TomsShugShugTomsShugShug member
    imageVelvetElegance:
    You find yourself eating cheese _all_day_!
    Thank God I'm not the only one!!! I absolutely LOVE string cheese right now!
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  • mols99mols99 member

    imageVelvetElegance:
    You find yourself eating cheese _all_day_!

     

    Yum, cheese sounds so good. Lol.  I'm also craving milk, chicken, hummus, and bananas.

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    imageLovieBear:
    When your husband comes to bed and you can smell his deodorant so much that you make him wipe it off with a towell before he gets close to you.

    This was totally me with my last pg! DH had to forever switch brands of deodorant even after I had DS b/c the smell of it was permanently ingrained in my head as something that made me sick lol

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  • Mermaid1979Mermaid1979
    imageSharra711:

    You can't remember the last time you pooped.

     

    And are eating tons of Fiber One cereal *every* morning just to keep things "moving"... oh my dear god!

    BFP #1: 3/23/11 natural m/c: 4/1/11 @ 5 wks 5 d Taking a break from TTC to sort out health issues and finish grad school... "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." -- Frank Herbert
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  • CatBurns2725CatBurns2725

    Mine was reading the name of a bank branch called "Rib Mountain" at 9AM this morning at work.  Keep that time in mind because I was seriously considering looking into all BBQ places in Charleston, SC to see what time they opened!!! THE RIBS WERE CALLING!!

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  • evanssjevanssj member
    imageSharra711:

    You can't remember the last time you pooped.

     

    I was just trying to remember this...

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