Yesterday DS was sleeping on my chest when all of a sudden he let out the most epic fart/poop ever. It was so big that it startled him awake

which was followed by a pleased little look on his face of "oh was that me?!" Of course DH was at the store at the time and missed it but he was sooo proud of his son when I told him
Re: Who needs a paternity test w/ proof like that?!
Lol. My dh keeps looking at my dd and telling her "that's not lady like" when she lets epic farts/ poops go. It's so funny.
He also tells her that she "takes after mommy" when she burps real good, lol. Which is true, but still funny!