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I can't f(&^ing believe this!
I'm sorry ladies. I hate to burden everyone with this but I don't know where else to turn to. I am embarrassed and ashamed. H and I have been married for 5 years. We've had our ups and downs and lately things have been horrible. Ever since our son was born. I've been trying to make our marriage work but now I just know it's over and I am livid.
H gave me crabs. I cannot believe this. I've never in my life had anything like this happen to me. I've never cheated on H so I don't know how else I could have gotten them. H is actually the only man I've ever been with. I confronted him about the crabs and he admitted that he cheated on me. I am so hurt.
I don't know what to do. All the work I've put into our marriage... over! I'm sorry, I don't really know what I'm asking for here but I appreciate you listening. I just needed someone to talk to and I'm too embarrassed to talk to my real life friends or family about the situation.
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Re: I can't f(&^ing believe this!
We would love to take you seriously, but with 1 post this is everyone's first thought. Sorry.
Bar tab = $156,000, Bus to Foxwoods = $0, Puking in the Stanley Cup = Priceless
I haven't but would love to go. Are you inviting me?
OMG I am dead right now! Totally dead!
If it's not MUD, then I'm sorry you are going through this. My husband cheating and giving me crabs would definitely seal the deal to end the marriage.
And this just made it even better! Holy crap I'm laughing so hard I think my co-workers are starting to wonder what drugs I'm on!
I just can't believe this is happening. I really want to chop his balls off and shove them down his throat.
Not if you're going to give me VD
oh my god, when I was seven years old i came home from the beach and a sand crab fell out of my bathing suit. scarred me for life.
I wont share. I'm not like my assshole H.
i'm skeptical because of the tickers. if you were going to come up with an AE to post this about, why keep the tickers?
regardless, the situation totally sucks and if you are going through this, i'm very sorry for you.
Holy shitz bricks! I am busy at work today and I almost missed it!
OP - I have a feeling this is MUD, but if you are really going through this, I am sorry. At least it isn't "the clap" which is hear is much worse.
DS - 5/2010
DD - 6-2013
TTC #3 - Cycle #9
Assshole is only one of the words I would use in this instance.
So, if it's not MUD, say bye bye to your husband. Given another chance, it would be HIV next time and a harsh chemical on your twat won't clear that one up.
Fvcking seriously? This has to be MUD.
Crabs are just like lice, only on your pubes. Shave yourself down, go to CVS or your local drug store, buy some RID, follow the instructions on the box and wash everything in hot water.
Mikaela is going to have a little brother!
Oh god. I couldn't even imagine if it was HIV. That would be much worse. I kicked him out of the house and I have been ignoring his phone calls. I can't believe he even thinks I want to talk to him after this.
Mikaela is going to have a little brother!
SICK! I am now shuttering with bad pictures in my head. Much worse than my bunnies this morning!
DS - 5/2010
DD - 6-2013
TTC #3 - Cycle #9
Way to be a b!tch.
Mikaela is going to have a little brother!
Mikaela is going to have a little brother!
Oh really? I honestly thought I would have this sh!t forever. I didn't know it was that easy to get rid of. I'm stopping at CVS once I leave work. Thanks for this information.
[Going on my wavering back and forth of this being MUD or not] It very well could have been. But, at the same time, you don't necessarily have to actually have unprotected sex to contract crabs like you would with HIV. Did he give any sort of excuse? Anything at all? ANYTHING?!
But, you'll have to speak with him eventually. It's not like you're dating. You do have a child together.
Bawhahaha, that is funny.
Sorry OPer. Did he try to send you flowers at least?
DS - 5/2010
DD - 6-2013
TTC #3 - Cycle #9
FYI: Crabs are not an STD or VD. Because they aren't a disease. They are parasites.
They make this grody green soap for them. I'd be wary of putting Rid or whatever on my junk... such harsh chemicals! They make stuff specifically for crabs.
OP... if this isn't MUD I feel especially bad for you because for whatever reason... I never judge anyone for getting an STD... they are rampant, epidemic, and often symptomless. It happens.
But your DH must've been getting down with someone EXTRA nasty to get crabs...
ETA: Get tested for EVERYTHING.
This one works too.
Worst MUD ever.
If you just created this SN/AE because your husband cheated on you, WTF would you put a ticker saying how long you've been married in your siggy?!?!
And if you're doing it under a different name so no one knows who you are, why put a ticker with your kid's birthday? That could give you away.
Mikaela is going to have a little brother!
"The number one way to get crabs is from sexual contact. Therefore, sexual partners should be treated simultaneously to avoid re-infestation. The lice are very small and look like brown or grey dots on the skin. Crabs usually cause intense itching and lay small white eggs on the hair shaft, generally close to the skin surface. In hairy individuals, crabs may be present on the short hairs of the thighs and trunk, underarms, and occasionally on the beard or mustache." (taken from the RID site there is lots of info here is the LINK)
are you feeling itchy at all!?
He said "I'm sorry, I was drunk and it was a night after we had a huge argument. I didn't mean for this to happen, I'm so stupid." Damn right you're stupid! You're a fvcking moron. Totally ruined our marriage.
I know I need to talk to him eventually. I just can't right now. I want to burn all of his sh!t.
My crotch burns like hell after using NAIR (even the sensitive shiit), I can't imagine what RID would do to it.
Walking funny at speed dating after divorce is finalized due to crab infestation:
"I swear I don't have anything wrong with me, just third degree burns on my cooch, it's cool."